Oh those crazy 13 year olds

[Teapot]

Those rednecks are always doing something weird. Fucking WEIRD. I mean look at Austin. I don't even have to read that article to know that it's fucked up because it's about something that SOUTHERN people do because someone posted the word TEXAN. FUCK YOU TEXANS!

[KeyClock]

They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.

That's actually kind of smart for them to do.

Oh, I didn't notice the right column with the final few paragraphs.

That is a rather smart thing to say, except for the traveling circus thing which seems sort of silly.

[patriotclock]

....


And now they are being called "escort girls"?

Escorts are slightly classier hookers who you pay to spend time with and everythign that happens is consensual. But it always happens so they are just like hookers

[BreadfruitClock]

anyone wanna come over ima buy some girls for some super smash brawling followed by some team fortress

[VoodooClock]

Aghahaha. Funny stuff.

[AlbinoClock]

Everyone who said the girls cost $30,000 is either illiterate or can't do math. The girls cost $2,000, as each of the two of them cost $1,000 per night. The other $28,000 was presumably spent on the hotel room, food, drinks, the WoW tournament, transportation, the XBox, Halo, whatever other games they bought,  extra controllers, and absurd amounts of other things.

I'm jealous.

[PepsiClock]

what you guys are acting like you wouldnt want to have a stupid friend steal his dads credit card and give you the night of your life at 13

[PirateClock]

coolest kids ever

[WrenchClock]

anyone wanna come over ima buy some girls for some super smash brawling followed by some team fortress

Hooker's sappin mah dick!

[killerbite]

thats fucken epic

[ChocolateBarClock]

Haha, what idiots.

[AirPumpClock]

That's actually kind of smart for them to do.

A smart way to reach an incredibly stupid goal, that is.

Actually, the rest of the plan was pretty stupid. That was probably the only clever part.

[Loki Clock]

Because he is texan.

Those rednecks are always doing something weird. Fucking WEIRD. I mean look at Austin. I don't even have to read that article to know that it's fucked up because it's about something that SOUTHERN people do because someone posted the word TEXAN. FUCK YOU TEXANS!

I'm glad you're banned.

[Steve]

America is for the vast majority of I'm a edgy teen kids.

[Flounderpa]

Wasting 30,000 on hookers--------->Yes
 And then just play Halo-------------->fucking I'm a edgy teen