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Mario Kart Wii?

Farted by John Deere Clock, June 17, 2008, 05:15:30 PM

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TapeRecorderClock

I really don't see what's so bad about it. I played it at a friend's house and it wasn't exactly horrible at all. I've played past Mario Kart games, for the SNES, GBA, and DS. I'm not sure if that makes me "gamr enuf 2 say lull xD". It's a good game, though I wouldn't really say it's the best. I find MKDS to be the best by far. I'm just glad they did something different even if it is just adding "a hunk of plastic".

Also, fuck you Rainbow Road.

Pin Clock

Quote from: TapeRecorderClock;1338648I really don't see what's so bad about it. I played it at a friend's house and it wasn't exactly horrible at all. I've played past Mario Kart games, for the SNES, GBA, and DS. I'm not sure if that makes me "gamr enuf 2 say lull xD". It's a good game, though I wouldn't really say it's the best. I find MKDS to be the best by far. I'm just glad they did something different even if it is just adding "a hunk of plastic".

Also, fuck you Rainbow Road.

We aren't saying it's bad, we're simply saying it isn't the best in the series. It's still a good game, no doubt.

Also, Rainbow Road is always awesome, I don't know what you are talking about.
if there were two guys on the moon and one of them killed the other with a rock that'd be pretty fucked up wouldn't it?

TapeRecorderClock

Quote from: Tom Nook;1338667We aren't saying it's bad, we're simply saying it isn't the best in the series. It's still a good game, no doubt.

Also, Rainbow Road is always awesome, I don't know what you are talking about.

rainbow road is awesome, but i just keep falling. :(

AvocadoClock

I vote Mario Kart Wii as the best in the series. I can't believe others can't admit it yet! Ha.

I played Mario Kart for the SNES, DS, and Double Dash, and a lil N64. Never tried Advance. Felt like I didn't need to since it was behind the times. I say Mario Kart Wii is the best. It's got online (2 player co-op) and 4 players, and a great cast of characters along with your Mii's too (definitely look to download some off the Mii channel foo). It has cool things to unlock. Other karts, Dry Bowser, getting stars next to your name online, or the golden wheel.

And I think the wheel sucks. Though its fun when drunk. I really really tried using it for awhile, just to get the golden wheel, and it really just limits the ability to steer precisely... whatever, some people like it. I tried. And I'd keep losing to my friends so it was frustrating. Took up the nunchuck and I kick their ass like usual...

And yeah, MK Wii did kill balloon battle. But it's still alright online coupled with coin running. Battling is really crappy offline among friends. Nintendo should have added more options there... but still... I think the game is the best in the series. I'm still playing it while SSBM catches dust. It's the best game on the Wii right now.


Oh yeah, and bikes?!
Flippin sweet.

Slash

You know that game we made last year on the console before this one? yeah let's make that exact game again but add a view little extra features in it and sell it as if it's a whole new product.

WreckingBallClock

Quote from: Tom Nook;1338465Pizza Planet (Pizza place in Disney, guess where it's from!)

Anyways, the series to me is ranked like this.

1. MKDS/64
2.Super MK/Wii
3. Double Dash
4. Arcade GP/Advanced

Germany. Also, I only played a few games of MKW without using a wii wheel (EB Gaymes) and it seemed all shiny. I did hear rumors about how they completely murdered battle, because the lazy cunts decided when they made it for online, they had to make changes, but they didn't want to change back for regular play. Or something... it was something about it being changed to be the same for Wifi, but the Wifi sucking ass.

Pin Clock

Quote from: SuperSexyIntelligentMan;1338900Germany.

I meant the movie, Toy Story. Also I played it in Orlando.

Nintendo Killed Balloon Battle by making it time and teams always, so you were on a team with 5 CPUs against 6 CPUs, or varies depending on how many people are playing. When you steal people's balloons, you can go above the limit of 3 which is cool. However, the game keeps score-your team gets a point when an opponent loses a balloon. Not only that, but when you die, YOU REGENERATE. That was what killed it, regeneration. In all other Balloon battles, once you died that was it, and that was the point. Now there is no worry about losing all your balloons, which is dumb IMO.

Now I'm playing Coin Runners, the only one that works right in battle mode. Loads of fun.
if there were two guys on the moon and one of them killed the other with a rock that'd be pretty fucked up wouldn't it?

satan will destroy you

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TabascoClock

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all the time

Yeah, that's about the only thing I disliked about the game.

MasterClock

-Some of the stages are good (Rainbow Road, Coconut Mall, Bowser's Castle to name a few), all of the others are pretty much the same as every other one in previous installments but redesigned.
-Decent amount of characters minus Baby Daisy.
-Best online for Wii so far (compared to SSBB which is pretty much the only other WiFi game worth playing)
-Bikes rock.
-WiFi battle kinda sucks because there's no customization whatsoever.  You're forced on teams and you can't even decide what mode you're playing (balloon/coin)

Quote from: RHCP Clock;1338371All of the other mario karts come close but Mario Kart Wii takes the best because of the Wii Wheel.

Ha! Ha!  It was all a joke!

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Also the graphics are the worst Wii graphics I've seen yet (discluding those shitty $10 arcade ports).  I know graphics aren't the most important factor in a game but these are just plain pathetic.

Quote from: Tom Nook;1338667Also, Rainbow Road is always awesome, I don't know what you are talking about.

The N64 one was too easy, boring and long.  Otherwise agreed.

Quote from: AvocadoClock;1338893It's got online (2 player co-op) and 4 players

There's nothing cooperative about trying to crush the other player with turtles and fruit/vegetables.  Also 2+ player runs at 30FPS so boo.

In conclusion, Mario Kart DS is the best Mario Kart ever.

Pin Clock

Quote from: Drebin;1340398The N64 one was too easy, boring and long.  Otherwise agreed.

Yeah, you have a point there. It also had the best music of them (unless you count Double Dash's Rainbow Road, but that was a remake.) and worked out in F-Zero X.
if there were two guys on the moon and one of them killed the other with a rock that'd be pretty fucked up wouldn't it?