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Worst movies you have ever seen 2.0

Farted by TequilaClock, August 30, 2008, 09:18:53 PM

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TequilaClock

Quote from: Fitness Celebrity John Basedow;1392551Dead Clowns.

Hands down. No contest.
asdf I think I even posted in that thread, maybe change the title to "Worst Movies you have ever seen 2.0"?

Mangosteen Clock

Alone in the Dark. I was one of 7 people who saw it in theaters. I can't believe my friend convinced me to go with him.

OvenmittClock

AIDS

Munglai

The most genuinely awful film I've ever seen is called Evil Destroyer and it's remarkable. Half the time the camera isn't pointing at anyone, one of the actors has a third nipple that they try to pass off as a birthmark, one of the white guys ha a black guy stunt double oh boy it's just crazy. I love it though.

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seriously, everyone always raves about it being the scariest and most disturbing thing but i think that just comes from seeing it as a kid. yeah, the clown is creepy but the film itself is 3 horrible hours of crap acting, awful suspense and at the end they fucking kill him by throwing a few rocks at him and kicking him a bit

the best bit is when he turns into a giant spider and the nerd is all "THIS IS BATTERY ACID YOU SLIME!" and then he gets squished and oh man it's so shit

Losperman

Quote from: Mangosteen Clock;1392629Alone in the Dark. I was one of 7 people who saw it in theaters. I can't believe my friend convinced me to go with him.

Same here. It's one of the few movies I've seen in theaters that I would have willingly gotten up and left if I wasn't with other people.
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TruncheonClock

Uh-huh
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Biblo

Quote from: Munglai;1392676the best bit is when he turns into a giant spider and the nerd is all "THIS IS BATTERY ACID YOU SLIME!" and then he gets squished and oh man it's so shit

yeah, like with that whole subplot of the inhaler being a placebo and actually just being water, i could've sworn they were going to unload a waterfall or something on him and at least have some sort of clever plant and payoff type ending. but nope, crap ending that just made scenes such as the placebo one completely irrelevant

PirateClock

Quote from: TruncheonClock;1392741The Odyssey (1997)

fuck you! that series was awesome.
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poopbutt

Honey I shrunk the kids Comedy in the muslim world. All the shreks well wall e was awesome it was made gby Steve Jobbs anything he touches trns to gold
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Munglai

Oh shit I forgot about We Are The Strange. That is genuinely the worst film ever made.