I have appearently accidentally deoderized myself at some point today

[DEVOCLOCK]

I would appreciate it if the clock crew would help me form a hypothesis as to how this happened

[DEVOCLOCK]

Cut it off.

That's precisley what I suspected untill I remembered I don't HAVE an ovenmitt

[Pissed-on Clock]

you fell in a tub of estrogen

[DEVOCLOCK]

you fell in a tub of estrogen

This Is a possibility as I fell into many pools of unidentified liquid today

[Loki Clock]

You fell in the shower. Onto the nozzle of a can of deoderant.

[PowerGloveClock]

This Is a possibility as I fell into many pools of unidentified liquid today

semen

[DEVOCLOCK]

You fell in the shower. Onto the nozzle of a can of deoderant.

that sounds like somthing that would leave some sort of large, disfiguring injury that I simply don't have

[Pissed-on Clock]

semen

pools?

[Slash]

You made out with all the guys in the neighborhood.

[PowerGloveClock]

pools?

yes pools

[DEVOCLOCK]

pools?

Clearly you've never been to my house

[Loki Clock]

pools?

Wait.. you don't leave whole pools of semen when you cum?

[DEVOCLOCK]

Wait.. you don't leave whole pools of semen when you cum?

I know, I usually excrete so much semen when I masturbate that I accidentally impregnate women miles away

[PowerGloveClock]

I know, I usually excrete so much semen when I masturbate that I accidentally impregnate women miles away

it's like a sticky river

[Loki Clock]

I know, I usually excrete so much semen when I masturbate that I accidentally impregnate women miles away

Women that fall into the puddles.

[Pissed-on Clock]

Wait.. you don't leave whole pools of semen when you cum?

I pretty much steer clear of them so I don't fall in them.

[k0ma]

JOHNNY DASH in MONSTER BASH

[DigitalLemonClock]

haha what

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

My semen is a highly reactive base. I use it instead of drano.