He loves cows for their haunting moos

buttplug · February 07, 2009, 02:36:26 PM

but he absolutely hates purring maggots

buttplug · February 07, 2009, 02:43:04 PM

This is also kind of cool. Try saving it and looking at is as a thumbnail, it is amazing how much it looks like some real terrain. It was actually generated by a game that has graphics composed of ASCII.

GearBoxClock · February 07, 2009, 02:45:39 PM

I have no Idea how to play this. I ended up killing my entire fort within a few minutes. But I did make the carp ridable.

buttplug · February 07, 2009, 02:47:04 PM

Dude how do you move the cart? Its so far away from my fort.

Heliopios · February 07, 2009, 05:32:32 PM

I'm still eagerly waiting for Toady to finish the next version. It's atleast 6 months away, but I'd pay a million for it.

I can't say that about 99% of most retail games out there.

PowerGloveClock · February 07, 2009, 10:45:50 PM

Quote from: The Indifferent Hotdog;1516153This is also kind of cool. Try saving it and looking at is as a thumbnail, it is amazing how much it looks like some real terrain. It was actually generated by a game that has graphics composed of ASCII.

thats awesome

Slurpee · February 08, 2009, 06:07:33 AM

roguelikes aren't videogames

I don't know what they are
they're like text adventures without the plot

zl · February 08, 2009, 09:28:49 AM

Quote from: Slurpee;1516529roguelikes aren't videogames

I don't know what they are
they're like text adventures without the plot

sounds like you haven't been playing enough triangle wizard

buttplug · February 08, 2009, 01:07:36 PM

Quote from: Slurpee;1516529roguelikes aren't videogames

I don't know what they are
they're like text adventures without the plot

I'd say they are traditional roleplaying games, not the random-encounter crap that passes for an RPG today.

Heliopios · February 08, 2009, 03:31:49 PM

Quote from: Slurpee;1516529roguelikes aren't videogames

I don't know what they are
they're like text adventures without the plot

You're fucking I'm a edgy teen.

Slurpee · February 09, 2009, 04:46:19 AM

roguelikes look like what you get if you asked a 14 year old who'd never seen a videogame to draw what he thought a videogame might look like in mspaint

@=>8

look my wizard is stabbing a mole
here's 7 paragraphs about the mole

Heliopios · February 09, 2009, 09:11:20 AM

Quote from: Slurpee;1517442roguelikes look like what you get if you asked a 14 year old who'd never seen a videogame to draw what he thought a videogame might look like in mspaint

@=>8

look my wizard is stabbing a mole
here's 7 paragraphs about the mole

It's like you're trying to make yourself look like a moron.

Slurpee · February 09, 2009, 09:17:36 AM

helio seriously though

that thing you think you're doing right now?
you're really bad at it

real talk

Sombra · February 09, 2009, 10:43:59 AM

buttplug · February 09, 2009, 02:22:55 PM

Quote from: Slurpee;1517442roguelikes look like what you get if you asked a 14 year old who'd never seen a videogame to draw what he thought a videogame might look like in mspaint

@=>8

look my wizard is stabbing a mole
here's 7 paragraphs about the mole

Then why don't you go play GEARS OF WAR 2 with its ULTRA-HIGH-DEF BLOODY CHAINSAW ATTACKS and BEEFY MEN GRUNTS OH MY GOD THE TESTOSTERONE AGHHHHHHHHH

Slurpee · February 09, 2009, 07:45:15 PM

I didn't say anything about what I'd rather play you just jumped to gears 2 because deep down you know it's the most baddest assed videogamey motherfucking thing you've ever seen in your life and no amount of green hyphens and yellow n's will ever change that

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