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Farted by FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK, December 12, 2008, 05:55:20 PM

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WreckingBallClock

When I was a child, my friends could convince me that anything was alright. ~4 years old.

PowerGloveClock

Quote from: AlbinoClock;1471618Tequila, your Dad was Santa. So was mine. That's how it works.
wut
Quote from: FLOUNDERINYOBUTT;1837615I think Kodiak is the only person on  this entire website who dislikes Slurpee. I still dont understand how  thats possible. He\'s so loveable and funny. Every guy wants to be his  friend and every girl wants to date him. Understandably Slurpee is not a  very happy person.

Bigglesnoots

Quote from: PowerGloveClock;1471796wut
everyone's dad pretends to be Santa at one point in his life.

I love how Fire Fox dictionary says Santa without capital is wrong.
Quote from: Zombie Lincoln;1601675Waiting around to die is the most socially acceptable method of suicide, and it always works.

RomanClock

Quote from: Ronnie O'Sullivan;1471591apples are round...

Quote from: RomanClock;1471439In reality though, its actually defined geo-politically.

Its really cool when people don't read other peoples posts.
But that's how the world works, eh?
lemayo lol :soups:

Blue

Quote from: Al Sharpton ☻;1471651I got the words accident and purpose mixed up so when I did something on accident I told people I did it on purpose and they thought I was some kind of physco.

Thats awesome... Similar things would happen to me as a child.

I got Ren and Stimpy confused with Beavis and Butthead.

And I got chewed out for saying that I'd watched Beavis and Butthead all Saturday morning... I was like "sniff... but... it's so funny..." And I'd get the evil eye.
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PowerGloveClock

Quote from: Ronnie O'Sullivan;1472368everyone's dad pretends to be Santa at one point in his life.
LIES
Quote from: FLOUNDERINYOBUTT;1837615I think Kodiak is the only person on  this entire website who dislikes Slurpee. I still dont understand how  thats possible. He\'s so loveable and funny. Every guy wants to be his  friend and every girl wants to date him. Understandably Slurpee is not a  very happy person.

Bigglesnoots

Quote from: RomanClock;1472538Its really cool when people don't read other peoples posts.
But that's how the world works, eh?
so first you say that something is an absolute truth, then you say that in reality it isn't so (which makes me wonder, though, what's the point of discussing these matters not in reality), and then you call me out on the fact that I said it wasn't an absolute truth?
Quote from: Zombie Lincoln;1601675Waiting around to die is the most socially acceptable method of suicide, and it always works.

TequilaClock

Quote from: AlbinoClock;1471618Tequila, your Dad was Santa. So was mine. That's how it works.
I said LITERALLY.

FlossClock

I always got Milky Ways confused with Cookies 'N Cream.