So I'm going to make some cocktails

[Asshatclock]

Anyone know of some great mixes ?
I want to make it as colorfull as possible.

[SpongeClock SquarePants]

1/4 blood, 1/4 cum, 2/4 piss. It's real good

[berimfuckyoubau]

caipirinha and caipirosca

i believe you know how to do them but anyway.

lime(if do not have use lemon)+sugar+ice+vodka or chacaza

cut the lime in small pieces. put them on a jar and aqueeze them with something, put two spoons of sugar and ad ice broken into small parts.

put them on a mixer and add vodka(caipirosca) or chacaza(caipirinha) and mix.

serve with the limes



GOD i suck at explaining things in english.

[SilverClock]

Are you planning on starting a riot? I bet you are.

[Biblo]

B52's mighty tasty

[Kodiakclock]

beer

[Kodiakclock]

flamin doctor pepper

[Kodiakclock]

jack straight outta the bottle

[TequilaClock]

tequila + grapefruit soda
rum + coca-cola
margaritas
high ball (whiskey + club soda)

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

An entire durian ground up into a fine powder mixed with a liter of absinthe and the first menstrual blood of a virgin child.

[TequilaClock]

An entire durian ground up into a fine powder mixed with a liter of absinthe and the first menstrual blood of a German child.

I don't know if his purpose is to lose half his neurones or just get drunk one night.

[GingerbreadClockkkkkkkkkkkkkk]

2 parts ginger ale
1 part orange juice
A splash of grenadine syrup
1 maraschino cherry

I see what you did there

[CaramelAppleClock]

Vodka + apple juice?

[DWARFINATORclock]

The Astronaughty Shot
1 part blue curacao
2 parts vodka

How to drink:

Put sugar on your hand
Lick sugar off
Drink shot
Bite a slice of lemon

[Kodiakclock]

jack and coke
jack on the rocks
jack with a beer chaser
boilermaker (shot of whisky dropped in a beer jagerbomb style)