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Farted by Thunderbolt, February 20, 2009, 09:02:54 AM

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Wandering among the gnarled trees in the Red Forest, you will find a frightful cave, deeper and deeper you hike down this dark abyss, until you find yourself in a room seemingly lit from nowhere. Before you is a twenty foot tall vagina, dripping a horrid smelling slime. Large spiders crawling in and out of it. You are somehow drawn into this smelly crevase, deeper still you trek until there is a fork in your path. You turn left. Within the left ovary of this sticky cave stands a great green throne, upon it sits a spiked ball of black flesh, he will be the last thing you see before you tear your own eyes out to block out the horror.

So yeah, that's where I live.

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Well excluding AshTray cuz I knew the guy before he joined the Clock Crew Thor appears to be the closest person to me. funfunfun.
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