Free hand jobs on Shanghai.

[Marlin Clock]

Its not that hard to be man enough to stand a minute outside.

[Roman Collar Clock]

That's two Disney references in one page.

+100 ccs

[AnkhClock]

There's places that still pump for you?

It's a law in Oregon

[Marlin Clock]

A law? That's weird.

[Flounderpa]

A law? That's weird.

Would you leave a guy with a hose of gasoline and a pack of matches alone?

just sayin'

[AnkhClock]

In a discussion about handjobs and gasoline no less!

It just shows how nerdy the CC is when a discussion on handjobs turns into a discussion on gas pump laws and Disney songs.

[PirateClock]

Would you leave a guy with a hose of gasoline and a pack of matches alone?

just sayin'

Yeah this is true, gas stations explode in Europe all the time.


Oh wait no they don't, because we aren't fucking I'm a edgy teen.

[Slash]

It's better than the reverse.

"So I was pumping my own gas today, and I realized other placed have attendants that do that for you"
"Pump my gas? I need an attendant to pump my ass, thank you very much!"

Which it is for some people

[BunnyClock]

Would you leave a guy with a hose of gasoline and a pack of matches alone?

just sayin'

It's funny how naieve you are. You probably still think that cars explode when you shoot them in the gastank

[Bigglesnoots]

It's funny how naieve you are. You probably still think that cars explode when you shoot them in the gastank

man they ttly do sheesh dunt u watch MOVIES god ur so stupid THEY SHOW IT ON TEH TV jeezus!