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So I'm just sitting in the plane, reading a newspaper...

Farted by DWARFINATORclock, June 08, 2009, 06:32:35 PM

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Slurpee

Quote from: joliet_jane;1596225When you die, you will be reincarnated as John Lithgow.

heh

SirClock



Fire Extinguisher Clock

ITS CHEWBACCA!
ALL THE STAR WARS MUST HAVE ATTRACTED HIM!

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peyoteclock

cuz im a g to the r e m l i n if i wasn't then why would i say i am!

Poltergeist

So there I am in a seedy diner with my wife, when I look over at the napkin dispenser...


(Twilight Zone nerds will realise the relevance here)

DWARFINATORclock

...and suddenly the mario brothers ate my balls!

Thor

So I'm sittin' in a highway diner when a busful of people walk in...
Quote from: MafiaMettaurWhat the hell is with that shit you posted? You know what, I'm joining the Locks, just to stop stuff like you!
Quote from: polyhedronclockYou're a fucking clock, what else do you have?
To be fair, you don't have anything. Clocks are just machines that tick.