72 year old woman tasered, el oh el

[AbsintheClock]

I can say from personal experience while most old ladies are sweet, and kind there are a lot out there that just have a serious fucking mean streak. This bitch got what was coming to her. Funny thing too I had to kick an old lady out of my store recently for just being an outright cunt.

[AstronautClock]

I can say from personal experience while most old ladies are sweet, and kind there are a lot out there that just have a serious fucking mean streak. This bitch got what was coming to her. Funny thing too I had to kick an old lady out of my store recently for just being an outright cunt.

what do you sell in your store?

[AbsintheClock]

It's a gas station and convenience store. I kicked her out because she was complaining for ten minutes straight about the service in the middle of a rush. She was also caught trying to steal shit twice before that.

[Sinister Clock]

That's why they call it the penal system

WOAH I CAN'T BELIEVE NOONE HAS EVER MADE THIS PUN BEFORE HOLY FUCK HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT FUCK SHIT CUNTING SHIT FUCK

[TequilaClock]

Justice prevails

[ChimeClock]

wouldn't we all want to do that to senile old people

[Thor]

WOAH I CAN'T BELIEVE NOONE HAS EVER MADE THIS PUN BEFORE HOLY FUCK HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT FUCK SHIT CUNTING SHIT FUCK

thank you i thought it was pretty clever

[Sinister Clock]

thank you i thought it was pretty clever

When I made that post I was thinking, "I hope he doesn't try the gag where he pretends sarcasm is sincerity, nah he's not that cunty." Boy, you proved me wrong!

[patriotclock]

thats what she gets.

also interviewer lady is hot

[Thor]

When I made that post I was thinking, "I hope he doesn't try the gag where he pretends sarcasm is sincerity, nah he's not that cunty." Boy, you proved me wrong!

You have a sandy vagina.

Edit:

I hope he doesn't resort to namecalling and do that old joke where he predicts what I'm going to say based on an established pattern that would be pretty gay oh wait

[Slurpee]

I used to like cops, thinking, you know, they're putting their lives on the line to keep the streets safe and all that good stuff, but every time I encounter an actual cop, I like them less and less. at this point I resent them about as much as I respect them.

but that woman was fucking asking for it, and this is coming from somebody who seriously helps little old ladies carry their groceries just because they're old.
she refused to comply because she thought she could get away with breaking the law, and then when she knew she was in shit, she started back-pedaling like "naw I'm just playing I'll sign the papers" well it's TOO LATE for that bitch. don't act like a cop is soft a cop will fuck you up no matter who you are.

[Sinister Clock]

You have a sandy vagina.

Edit:

Why is having a sandy vagina a bad thing. Does it imply that I am both a woman and the sand in my vagina causes irritation which causes anger? Perhaps it could represent a woman constantly on edge from small particals constantly teasing her.

Thor... Are you coming on to me?




Also, on the subject at hand, I'm torn on the subject of tasering the old lady.

On one hand, she's an old biddy who could have a heart attack or something and tasers are only supposed to be used as an alternative to a gun. On the other hand, she's an old bitch who think's she's above the law.

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