saw transformers tonight after work

[AMPEEEM]

Im going to see it in Imax next week, mainly for Megan Fox.

GOOD LUCK BUDDY!

[Clocktopus]

I heard it was good by my brother and a few other sources.

I still have yet to see the first transformers though. Would I understand anything if I haven't seen the first?

[patriotclock]

Ill probbaly see it tonight. My friends think it will be good. my friends are dumb.

Im going because as a heterosexual male its my duty to see Megan Fox.

[EtchASketchClock]

what was the dude made out of 5 trains called.

The Super Train Megazord

[AMPEEEM]

Watching this movie is the equivalent of drinking a mountain dew while reading a car and chick magazine. Fuck this movie and the fast food consumers who enjoy it.

[Munglai]

Ill probbaly see it tonight. My friends think it will be good. my friends are dumb.

Im going because as a heterosexual male its my duty to see Megan Fox.

just type "tits" into google

[Biblo]

I still have yet to see the first transformers though. Would I understand anything if I haven't seen the first?

You're not going to understand anything either way. It's a mess.

Watching this movie is the equivalent of drinking a mountain dew while reading a car and chick magazine. Fuck this movie and the fast food consumers who enjoy it.

You forgot buying the new Green Day album. No I didn't mean listening to.


Also, it does contain rape. Soundwave rapes an American satellite. It's shot with such a creepy sexuality to it I became very uncomfortable with the fact that I was surrounded by kids in the cinema. Also a dog rapes another dog. Also a girl who's actually a Decepticon tries to rape Shia LaBeouf. There's also a Decepticon with a huge cock gun that thrusts when he fires it. No, it's not suggestive imagery, that is flat out the joke.

[Biggskoo]

Hey Bad Boys was great.

no it was horrible

bad boys II was great

[SideKick]

Also, it does contain rape. Soundwave rapes an American satellite. It's shot with such a creepy sexuality to it I became very uncomfortable with the fact that I was surrounded by kids in the cinema. Also a dog rapes another dog. Also a girl who's actually a Decepticon tries to rape Shia LaBeouf. There's also a Decepticon with a huge cock gun that thrusts when he fires it. No, it's not suggestive imagery, that is flat out the joke.

you forgot the Decepticon with balls dangling down

[Biggskoo]

[00:09] Gay dogs dominating each other. An RC truck doing a Buscemi impersonation humps Megan Fox’s leg. John Turturro escapes being peed on but spends a considerable amount of time being dwarfed by Robotesticles. There’s mousetrap sight-gags. A camaro crying. A jet farting a parachute. A boy goes to robot heaven. A woman eats a bag of weed cookies and tackles ultimate Frisbee players. Green Day.

transformers 2

[Wind-up Clock]

At first i was going to watch the movie out of boredom, but now it's replaced by morbid curiosity.

[DNAClock]

Mixed reviews http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1809943432/critic

I like controversy, I will be seeing this movie soon.

[RobClock]

Movie Bob recently released a new review of Transformers 2

[Biblo]

you forgot the Decepticon with balls dangling down

I wish I could sir,
I wish I could

[TabascoClock]

Movie Bob recently released a new review of Transformers 2

Worse than Batman and Robin? I'm fucking curious.

[Slurpee]

A boy goes to robot heaven.

there's an indie film buried in this sentence

[PropagandaClock]

Movie Bob recently released a new review of Transformers 2

I laughed at the american flag joke, as I see it the movie would be epic if anybody but an american would've made it.

Transformers always raped humans, why the hell are american soldiers and flags covering these movies? Who, in truth, cares about those dasterds when it comes to movies?
This is not Farenheit or Nine Eleven, if I want to care about people wasted thanks to the decitions of their own demise I'd search for that: This is about aliens robots kicking arse and having american soldiers shooting flags and patriotism at them makes me sad.

[AMPEEEM]

I can't believe that films and film viewers are in such horrible condition.

Micheal Bay seriously threw his film canister in the trash can.

What a piece of shit.