Lovecraftian School Board Member Wants Madness Added To Curriculum

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http://www.theonion.com/content/news/lovecraftian_school_board_member

   "Our schools are orderly, sanitary places where students dwell in blissful ignorance of the chaos that awaits," West said. "Should our facilities be repaired? No, they must be razed to the ground and rebuilt in the image of the Cyclopean dwellings of the Elder Gods, the very geometry of which will drive them to be possessed by visions of the realms beyond."

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