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Look out U.S. Beer Drinkers, In Comes Tactical Nuclear Penguin

Farted by Kaijuclock, November 28, 2009, 12:13:09 AM

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Kaijuclock

http://www.asylum.co.uk/2009/11/27/worlds-strongest-beer-and-its-competitiors/

taken from the article
QuoteThe 32% abv brew, called Tactical Nuclear Penguin (great name), takes over the mantle as the world's strongest beer from German concoction Schorschbraerm which weighs in at a measly 31% abv.

The incredible strength was attained when the beer, which started life as a 10 percent imperial stout, was aged for 16 months in two different whiskey casks before being stored in a freezer at a ball-shriveling -20°C for three weeks.

Though not everyone was impressed as we are. Chief executive of Alcohol Focus Scotland, Jack Law, told The Sun: "The fact that they have achieved a new world record is not admirable.

No Jack Law, It Makes You The Most Manliest Man Alive.

Mashed Potato Johnson

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Kombucha

Quote from: Evil Robot Ted;1698025No Jack Law, It Makes You The Most Manliest Man Alive.
Why did you capitalize the first letter of every word in this sentence?

Fireman

Quote from: ☠☠☠☠☠☠;1698043Why did you capitalize the first letter of every word in this sentence?

maybe he was compensating for the lack of capitals in the other sentence!

AbsintheClock

USA! USA! USA! For once I can say I am really proud to be an American.

DrClock

Quote from: AbsintheClock;1698050USA! USA! USA! For once I can say I am really proud to be an American.

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Solenoidclock

What, no. That shouldn't count, they freeze distilled it. I can make a stronger beer than that if I'm allowed to freeze distill.
Quote from: FlondermenKlok;1578925I wonder if I could get really obese and masturbate by jiggling my fat around.

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DWARFINATORclock

Quote from: RadioTubeClock;1700145from telegraph.co.uk:

Only 500 bottles of its latest beer have been produced, with half going on sale for £30 each and remainder offered for £250 with a share in the company also on offer.

:'(

30 British pounds = 49.90500 U.S. dollars

peyoteclock

at what point does a beer stop being a beer and become like a wine or champagne, really, 31%, would that shit even taste like beer anymore?

Mashed Potato Johnson

Quote from: PEYOTE;1700166at what point does a beer stop being a beer and become like a wine or champagne, really, 31%, would that shit even taste like beer anymore?

It tastes like Tactical Nuclear Penguins.
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AbsintheClock

Quote from: PEYOTE;1700166at what point does a beer stop being a beer and become like a wine or champagne, really, 31%, would that shit even taste like beer anymore?

I consider that kind of beer more like a fortified beer than a casual beer. It's more of a suit and tie thing rather than something you drink with a pizza.

TequilaClock

It makes me feel like dropping a penguin from an airplane after feeding him with 729 pounds of uranium.

Steve


SilverCherryClock

uhhh a beer with the same abv as vodka or rum but twice the price?