ITT: Languages you are pretty sure no one else understands.

[SchnozzberryClock]

dirka dirka

[RobClock]

Does anyone on earth speak Gaelic anymore?

[Slurpee]

gay lick

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

RobClock licks gays

[RobClock]

She was bi-sexual, damnit!

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

"she"

[SnakeClock]

Assembly.

[TomatoClock]

coded language dawg.

say you were pirating Zork III
if you're on usenet or an early bulliten board system, and you referred to it as z0rk 3 teh dunjin m4stur, text search and filters could not stop you.

this was back when the majority of the internet was like a secret anti-authoritorian geek club where they discussed the technological loopholes that allowed you to use pay phones without paying and other stupid shit only nerds would care about- our beloved forebears, bless them.

it got ruined by video gamers, of course.
ever the simpering mincing little faggots of geekiness, gamers incorporated angry little adolescent boy notions of competition and status recognition, which is why l337 now means you're a mediocre counterstrike player.

when are you just going to admit that you love me and want me?

[Kaijuclock]

FUCK, talking about Zork III, Slurpee you are like the coolest guy in the cc B)

[Kombucha]

Pica Pi Pica Chu Pica Chu Pi Picachu

*k