Bitch about your medical problems

[Munglai]

-4.5 lenses here. Shit's insane.

I'm -4 in one eye and my other one is so fucked they can't fix it so my brain just pretends it isn't there most of the time.

I'm used to that though so it's fine.

My main complaint at the moment is that since I had glandular fever I've been sneezing a lot and it's pretty annoying.

[Lump Clock]

I have breathing problems. Bronchial problems when young, used to take steroids nasally for my sinuses, and I've pretty much had to force my breathing periodically to refresh my lungs. That last one is a bit hard to explain, but I'll try. It's like when I breath I only fill up a part of my lungs, so every now and then I'll be short. At this point I take a really deep breath and then kind of *force* my lungs wider (I thank this ability to my powerful diaphram) in order to take up the remaining space in my lungs.

I think its asthma personally, but I've always been stronger than it so I never bothered to get it checked.

Insomnia is, also, an issue for me, but I like it.

[SchnozzberryClock]

Most of my problems are mental. Social anxiety, ADD, learning disabled, depression etc.

I think my worst physical disorder is the fact that my teeth are an absolute mangled trainwreck. I would have had them fixed a while ago, but we were running out of money at some point and couldn't afford to keep my braces. We can pay for it now, but my mom can never remember to make orthodontist appointments and whenever she does remember they're always out to lunch or have the day off or UUUUUUGGGGGHHH I JUST WANT BETTER TEETH GOD DAMN.

Also when I was growing up I had a fear of pooping so I would always hold it in. This (literally) stretched out my bowels, so now I rarely need to go jettison some weight, but when I do my loads are fucking huge. I clog the toilet every time, but it doesn't bother me as much since it gives me bragging rights.

I broke my leg and it never healed right. Both my knees were shot by the time I was 16. I've been concussed with blows to all sides of my head and some how my brain still works. I can't sleep but for maybe 4 hours without being overly tired afterward and what have you.

Should I say it? Nobody has said it yet. I feel like I have to say it if no one else will.

[TheClockNessMonster]

im alergic to penasilan. once i was 2 i drank a whole bottle of cough syrup and almost died. i also have an INSANELY fast metabolism which means i can eat 6 McChicken Burgers a week(at once), yet im 15 and barely 100 pounds.

[ChocolateCoffin]

I don't want to talk about my penile problems in public.

[Dragonmaw]

I only have one kidney because an artery wrapped around it and choked it off. It was connected to my other kidney like a siamese twin (horseshoe kidney syndrome) and because of this there was significant scarring on my remaining functional kidney when my injured kidney was removed.

My kidney actually had a similar problem, although it was not nearly this bad. There was a UPJ blockage in my ureter which prevented urine from leaving the kidney to my bladder. This was causing the urine to be reabsorbed into my bloodstream and the kidney to swell with sediment. By the time we found out, it was 14 times its normal size and I'd had what I can only describe as a menstrual cycle for 15 years.

Basically, every month I would get these terrible cramps in my abdomen. It would last for a few days, then go away. It would make me very irritable and I'd lose quite a lot of sleep.

Thankfully, the kidney wasn't dead yet. After another year they would've had to remove it completely. With the blockage gone, the kidney functions, although at a much reduced rate compared to the other, and I no longer have cramps. The downside? Kidney stones. Lots of fucking kidney stones.

[AnkhClock]

I'm as healthy as an ox, though I suppose I could stand to work out more.

Once I get back to college I'll hit the gym.

[Dragonmaw]

I'm as healthy as an ox, though I suppose I could stand to work out more.

Once I get back to college I'll hit the gym.

I'm kinda chubby. 6' 3" and 200 lbs. I could stand to lose 10-15 lbs. Not really fat though.

[Biggskoo]

i'm horribly nearsighted, asthmatic and i've got crohn's disease fuck yall

[AmberArachnidClock]

I have an unusually large ribcage, and my pinky toes fold over my 4th toe, and I'm nearsighted, and one time I got a hangnail and my toe got kind of green and I had to cut the dead skin around my toe myself because I don't like going to my doctor and I fixed it!

[F U Clock]

i'm horribly nearsighted, asthmatic and i've got crohn's disease fuck yall

Crohn's is a bitch... Listen to Glassjaw, that dude has Crohn's. And screams about it a lot.

[AbsintheClock]

I got back problems but it's cool cuz I also smoke weed every day.

I've also had kidney stones before and I'll admit I cried like a little girl, but I passed them without painkillers.

[Dragonmaw]

See if I get punched in the stomach I might die because my kidney is right in the front instead of in the back where it's supposed to be...

...but that still sounds worse to me. Kidney stones are a cold blue bitch, and I was asymptomatic until I was seventeen.

I dunno. Dying from a gut shot sounds pretty bad to me!

[screwdriver_clock]

well uh... a few little mental ditties I haven't had a problem overcoming, occasional heart spasms from stress, nothing special. I was hit by a car at 4 so yey.

[NintendrCkolc]

Who doesnt smoke weed everyday.

[Loki Clock]

I have OCD. Sometimes pretty bad, but for the most part under control. It may or may not be related that I experience physical pain when I touch certain fabrics, like velvet and corduroy.

Pleuresy attacks sometimes, rare nowadays but pretty common around 13/14.

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

I had really bad asthma as a kid but I grew out of it (it permanently messed with my endurance but not too badly). My only other physical problem is that I can't sleep without medicine. At all. I just stay up without getting tired until I take a specific cocktail of pills. For days even. The main mental thing I have is Tourette's syndrome. It causes you to have things called "tics" or basically involuntary movements. From minor motor tics like little facial movements or tapping your feet in a certain way, to major vocal tics like rhythmically screaming or cursing loudly. It's not a big deal nowadays but I had problems with it when I was in elementary school. I would constantly shake my head or make weird squeaking noises. Up until about then they didn't have medication for it so they tested me and a group of other children with Aricept, which is normally for Alzheimer's. Funny enough, it worked. To this day I take it although I don't really think I need to anymore. In addition to that I have OCD.

[buttplug]

Glasses, only real medical problem.