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OBAMA ATE MY BABY

Farted by FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK, March 21, 2010, 11:29:20 PM

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Kombucha

Obama took my lunch money.

FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK

Obama pissed on my toilet seat and didnt bother to clean it up

Kombucha

Quote from: Ivan Ooze;1738912Obama pissed on my toilet seat and didnt bother to clean it up
He also didn't wash his hands.

FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK

And then he drank all the milk and left the empty carton in the fridge

Kombucha

He tracked dirt on the carpet.

FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK

I let him use my computer and now my downloads folder is filled with fat chick porn.

Kombucha

He once filled my shoes with cat vomit.

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AnkhClock

Obama borrowed five bucks from me and never paid me back.



Kombucha

Quote from: Alpha 5;1738922Obama borrowed five bucks from me and never paid me back.
This why the national debt is so huge.

FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK

I just bought a tub of ice cream yesterday and Obama ate all of it this afternoon watching a marathon of Sanford and Son.

Kombucha

I just bought a tub of Ivan's Ooze yesterday and Obama ate all of it this afternoon watching a marathon of Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers.