remember?

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first encounter with the internet: middle school years, was in classroom with computers

some punky kids, I remember one of them being named Gunther because I once tried saying hello to someone who I thought was him but was just a lookalike, and I felt embarrassed because really I didn't even know Gunther so even if it was him it wouldn't of mattered
I remember another one of them who had to shave his head when someone put a shit-ton of gum in it one day

regardless

they were on the computer, looking at stickpage and whatnot, and I look at the computer screen and ask them what that was, so he says it's stickpage and whatever

I go on a computer and look at it, and thus begins the odd path of my childhood

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I remember that same kid telling me to push my head into spaghetti, which I did because I was that willing to do things for other people

no pride

puked when I ate my first chicken sandwich and bad milk

didn't eat chicken sandwiches ever again until a year or two ago from today

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I went on joecartoons and played flash games. Oh, and MSN.

One day I found Pico's School on a website, I was lead to Newgrounds, and the rest is history...

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once spit out a lemon candy walking to the bus for some reason, two guys thought I spit out a ping-pong ball

someone once thought my sister and I were dating, we looked that different

this one girl had HUGE boobs for her age

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this one girl had HUGE boobs for her age

This

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my emotions died in middle school

now I'm superficial

horray

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q: why do I tell the internet these things?

a: because I want to be pitied

response to a: that is depressing

: true

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my emotions died in middle school

now I'm superficial

horray

my emotions are still alive and well sadly

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Sounds like someone needs a hug _poogle_

this one girl had HUGE boobs for her age

AKA every middle school ever.

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third time in a row I can't sleep on time I WANT TO SLEEP WHY CAN'T YOU LET ME SLEEP