im gay

[EnglishClock]

Does the clock crew need more unimaginative and lazy ball clocks with tophats?

The answer is an emphatic "yes".


Yes yes yes yes yes no

hey..............................................................






shut up.

[pop-tart]

So gaiz, i was wondering if there was a pineaple clock, cuz i wanted too now if there wus so i could be him.

 Are u being a smartass during a discussion about the concept of originality, bloblumpglop?

[EnglishClock]

Are u being a smartass during a discussion about the concept of originality, bloblumpglop?

You can hardly talk. Don't you know we already have two black guys around here? quit hogging all the white women, man

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You can hardly talk. Don't you know we already have two black guys around here? quit hogging all the white women, man

2 and a half, actually. We have Zen Micro. I can see a two and a half men parody coming because I said this.

[EnglishClock]

wait..... are you implying zen micro is only half a real man?

[WrenchClock]

2 and a half, actually. We have Zen Micro. I can see a two and a half men parody coming because I said this.

Clocks clocks clocks clocks, clockly clocks clocks clocks!
Clocks clocks clocks clocks, clockly clocks clocks clocks!
Clocks clocks clocks clocks, clockly clocks, oo hoo hoo, hoo hoo, oo.
Clocks clocks clocks clocks, clockly clocks clocks clocks!
Clocks clocks clocks clocks, clockly clocks clocks clocks!
Clocks ...

[EnglishClock]

wait.... what.

[clockradioclock]

oh god

[HeinekenClock]

UranusClock should just be goatse with a clock photoshopped in the rectal cavity.

[clockradioclock]

No it shouldnt. Uranus is a respectable planet and it deserves only the best.

[HeinekenClock]

No it shouldnt. Uranus is a respectable planet and it deserves only the best.

Uranus is a hilarious and silly place with lots of potential for butt related humor, which happens to also be how I'd describe the Clock Crew.

[clockradioclock]

the clockcrew has no room for humor besides funny flash, and we all know there is nothing funny about being funny. it is a serious art that requires time and attention. slapstick isn't always the necessary route and scatology can't keep our hungry hungry humor-gizzards full forever. puns are ok here and there, but what really gets people going are satire and irony.

golly goodness gracious, do people love hyperboles and exaggeration too. It's how most of the clockcrew members deliver their messages. should a mod take banning seriously, you can guarantee there'll be a flash about them within the days to come about how they are a giant octopus-like being with a penis at the end of every tentacle. though this is a mix of humor, one can easily see the hyperbole.

the clockcrew is serious; shape up or ship out.

[AC Slater]

2 and a half, actually. We have Zen Micro. I can see a two and a half men parody coming because I said this.

Hey boy, I'm 3/4ths black >:[

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Hey boy, I'm 3/4ths black >:[

Sorry the tests came back and it turns out your 34/61 black. I had to round it out, obviously.