GREETINGS PROFESSOR FALKEN

[miracle fruit]

stop ruining my war games thread

get

[buttplug]

you guys linger on negative interrelations too much
that's my assessment of this whole business

I used to squabble with corpsegrinder a lot. really personal, teeth-gnashing shit. flounderman and kombucha, too, to a lesser extent.
the end of that story is I don't remember what it was about, and now we're bulge-bumping pupa pals idgaf

if I don't like you, it's transient. you probably did something just now that got me peeved. give me a month and see if I even remember it when you specifically bring it up. I guarantee I'm going to be digging through my own post history to figure it out.
(reminder that I once found kodiak so objectionable that I stuck my neck out and permabanned him, and then I forgot who he is and the fact that I banned him and why, and that's why he's been missing for like 3 years)

I'll give a damn, clock crew, but I've never given a fuck

HOW ABOUT A NICE GAME OF CHESS?