you guys ever like not cut your ex-wife into small enough pieces

[Soup Clock]

and then when you try to bury her in the backyard you realize your neighbors are saying hi to you from over the fence and now you have to awkwardly shovel dirt on top of her while everyone is watching you?

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

Every other goddamn month.

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I am a murderer and burying my wife
Bury bury bury
I'm burying my wife

[FileCabinetClock]

thats never happened to me

[RobClock]

Nah. I cut that bitch into 1000000 ice cube sized bits of meat, cooked em, fed em to my dog, then buried her shit in a yard 3 blocks from my house while it's occupant was out of town.

I'll tell ya, after the 5th divorce, the process becomes a little tedious.

[F U Clock]

Who can't cut their ex-wife into small enough pieces what were you raised in a barn Jesus.

[SwirlberryClock]

Wood-chipper motha fuckas $$$$

[I1I1I1I1I1I1I11111I1I1I1IIIIIII1I1I1I1I11I]

Mine's still clogged up with frozen chunks of Steve Buscemi

WHY WOULD YOU KILL ROB CLOCK! WHAT DID HE DO TO DESERVE THAT

[SwirlberryClock]

[AlbinoClock]

$500 ex-wife

[Thor]

That reminded me of how when I was in high school, my parents had a Japanese high school student live with us.

The guy who travelled with him and stayed at another home had no idea how to cut up his ex-wife. His mother always cut his human corpses for him.

This was a 16 year old guy at the time.

[SwirlberryClock]

$500 ex-wife

I never really understood why someone would spend over $100 on a single ex-wife.

[buttplug]

That reminded me of how when I was in high school, my parents had a Japanese high school student live with us.

The guy who travelled with him and stayed at another home had no idea how to cut up his ex-wife. His mother always cut his human corpses for him.

This was a 16 year old guy at the time.

wow talk about sheltered

I'll bet him mom did his ritual colon mutilation for him as well

[Kodiakclock]

torch n bury in a garden to help fertilize mmhmmmmm

[Clocktopus]

well now shes my ex-wife

[PowerGloveClock]

CUT MY WIFE INTO PIECES. THIS IS MY LAST DIVORCE

[Kodiakclock]

CUT MY WIFE INTO PIECES. THIS IS MY LAST DIVORCE

 
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