The Fucking PlayStation Vita Thread

[WiiClock]

This fucking thing.

PLAYSTATION VITA

Alright motherfuckers, this shit is coming out in late February in the US and Europe and shit. Comes out Dec. 17th or 19th in Japan but on one cares unless you're importing it, which you can since the console and games aren't region-locked. That means you'll be able to buy Super Hentai Tentacle Hairyventure 3 Vita when it comes out.

Earlier in the year when this shit got announced people were excited as fuck. Now that it's getting closer to release, some of the news has been mostly negative. If you had an original PSP, it's going to cost money to make them playable on the Vita. Also, backwards compatibility with PSX games won't come out at launch, but in a future update. And the proprietary memory cards are going to be expensive as fuck and you're going to need one.

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

Super Hentai Tentacle Hairyventure 2 was crap, I hope square enix can pull itself together for the third one. There's some big expectations for it since its a launch title.

[StoopidClock]

pfffffffffffff PSVita. i wasted my money on a 3DS.


well okay Lump did but i traded the cocain for it.

[WiiClock]

pfffffffffffff PSVita. i wasted my money on a 3DS.


well okay Lump did but i traded the cocain for it.

No shit you wasted your money on a 3DS.

CAN YOUR DS PLAY ULTIMATE MARVEL VS CAPCOM 3?
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LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THAT SHIT LOOKS SON

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Was gonna joke about how it looks exactly like the PSP but that screen really is nice.

HAVE FUN WITH YOUR 3D MARIO MACHINE LOSERS US MEN WILL BE PLAYING THE PWNSTATION VITA!!!!1

[StoopidClock]

Was gonna joke about how it looks exactly like the PSP but that screen really is nice.

HAVE FUN WITH YOUR 3D MARIO MACHINE LOSERS US MEN WILL BE PLAYING THE PWNSTATION VITA!!!!1

pff, in california MvC3 is for bros. and actually i've got a flashcard for my 3DS so it's more like a pocket sized laptop

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

price: 599.99
battery life: 30 minutes

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pff, in california MvC3 is for bros. and actually i've got a flashcard for my 3DS so it's more like a pocket sized laptop

What for real? Why would bros want to play a game that contains literally only comic book characters and anime characters?

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

What for real? Why would bros want to play a game that contains literally only comic book characters and anime characters?

A lot of fighting games are popular with bro gamers who dont even know what anime is. Guilty Gear is actually really popular with mexicans who think they're black for some reason.

[StoopidClock]

A lot of fighting games are popular with bro gamers who dont even know what anime is. Guilty Gear is actually really popular with mexicans who think they're black for some reason.

it's true. there's an unofficial Video Game club at my school. All of the members are black and the only game they play is MvC.

[AmberArachnidClock]

I can't wait till it comes out and makes the original PSP price even cheaper

[SoBe Clock]

I'm going to go ahead and move this to the gaming forum.

Although they were hoping to get more battery life out of Vita than 3DS, it seems to have the same battery life when playing games. 3-5 Hours depending on screen brightness.

Though that same battery life is one of the things that kept me from wanting a 3DS, the Vita looks like it actually has a great lineup of games and better functionality outside of games than the 3DS, in my opinion. Especially with the Vita/PS3 cross platform functionality they've talked about. I'm considering getting this eventually despite the short battery life like the 3DS.

[Asshatclock]

I bought a 3DS since this really looked like it was going to be PSP vs DS all over again, and we all know who won that round.
Anyhow I might end up getting one after all once there are some games out for it that I really like.

Also seriously fuck them for making you buy a memory card again.

[miracle fruit]

its probably more than this but i see a psp with joysticks


which makes it a must-buy imo

[Kodiakclock]

Handheld gaming died when the gameboy color died

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

Handheld gaming died when the gameboy color died

the gameboy advance was pretty awesome too.

[NintendrCkolc]

I didn't bother getting a 3DS (although the new Mario land has me tempted), and I probably won't be picking this up either. Handheld gaming just really isn't my thing anymore and if I wanted to play a console game i'd play it on a console, not a brick that barely fits in my pocket.

[WiiClock]

Handheld gaming hasn't been my thing for years, but I'm getting this thing for those times when I'm inbetween classes on campus. Being able to pull out a portable Call of Duty, UMvC3, StreetFighterxTekken machine is going to be pretty sweet. The entire world has wifi by now, which means you can play online pretty much anywhere.

Sick sick sick can't fucking wait.
Even if all the games somehow suck like the new Ridge Racer, that only comes with like 5 cars and 3 tracks or some shit and you have to download any other cars and tracks that you want,

THAT FIVE INCH SCREEN IS FUCKING BEAUTIFUL AND I CAN'T WAIT TO WATCH STUFF ON IT WHEN I'M ON A BUS OR A PLAN OR WITH A FOX IN A BOX

[F U Clock]

I'm a bit of a SONY fanboy, but I don't think I'll pick this up (or the 3DS - handheld stuff just doesn't really do it for me these days). However the tech is pretty impressive and I can see why people are interested. Anybody know how "good" the graphics will be? I've heard comparable to the original Xbox, but it's oddly hard to find a definitive answer.

[WiiClock]

The graphics are definitely better than the original Xbox.
Uncharted: Golden Abyss.

Ridge Racer.


Fable

Project Gotham Racing