The Gospel of Motherfucking Matthew

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Passage Matthew 1 :
Matthew 1

   1The assfucking book of the generation of Jesus "Dickwad" Christ, the motherfucking son of David, the son of Abraham.

   2Abraham begat Isaac; and Isaac begat Jacob; and Jacob begat Judas and his brethren;

   3And "Assrush" Judas begat Phares and Zara of Thamar; and Phares begat Esrom; and Esrom begat Aram;

   4And "Omar Pussy" Aram begat Aminadab; and Aminadab begat Naasson; and Naasson begat Salmon;

   5And "Nobgoblin" Salmon begat Booz of Rachab; and Booz begat Obed of Ruth; and Obed begat Jesse;

   6And "Cockboy" Jesse begat David the raiding king; and David the charvering king begat Solomon of her that had been the thrusting wife of Urias;

   7And "The-Champ" Solomon begat Roboam; and Roboam begat Abia; and Abia begat Asa;

   8And "Admiral Browning" Asa begat Josaphat; and Josaphat begat Joram; and Joram begat Ozias;

   9And "Suck my tits dry" Ozias begat Joatham; and Joatham begat Achaz; and Achaz begat Ezekias;

   10And "Anal" Ezekias begat Manasses; and Manasses begat Amon; and Amon begat Josias;

   11And Josias begat Jechonias and his brethren, about the time they were carried away to Babylon:

   12And after they were brought to Babylon, Jechonias begat Salathiel; and Salathiel begat Zorobabel;

   13And "Hard-on" Zorobabel begat Abiud; and Abiud begat Eliakim; and Eliakim begat Azor;

   14And "Ball Buster" Azor begat Sadoc; and Sadoc begat Achim; and Achim begat Eliud;

   15And "Afterburner" Eliud begat Eleazar; and Eleazar begat Matthan; and Matthan begat Jacob;

   16And "Fuck me for a raiding Buck" Jacob begat Joseph the husband of Mary, of whom was born Jesus, who is called Christ.

   17So all the generations from Abraham to David are fourteen barfs; and from David until the banging balling away into Babylon are fourteen deep throats; and from the fisting barfing away into Babylon unto Christ are fourteen barfs.

   18Now the birth of Jesus "Asshole" Christ was on fucks wise: When as his mother Mary was asslicked to Joseph, before they came together, she was found with child of the ballbusting Holy "Dickwad" Ghost.

   19Then "Bust-a-Cunt" Joseph her husband, being a shafting just man, and not willing to make her a browning public example, was fisted to put her away privily.

   20But while he thought on these titty fucks, behold, the angel of the squirting LORD wad pulled unto him in a dream, saying, Joseph, thou son of David, fear not to take unto thee Mary thy wife: for that which is conceived in her is of the aardvarking Holy "Muffmuncher" Ghost.

   21And she shall bring forth a wanking son, and thou shalt call his name JESUS: for he shall save his people from their sex fights.

   22Now all fingerfucks was done, that it might be sex fighted which was spoken of the Lord by the banging prophet, cocksucking,

   23Behold, a aardvarking virgin shall be with child, and shall bring forth a son, and they shall call his name Emmanuel, which being interpreted is, God with us.

   24Then Joseph being sex fighted from sleep did as the angel of the Lord had bidden him, and took unto him his wife:

   25And knew her not till she had brought forth her firstborn son: and he called his name JESUS.

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