Any green thumbs?

[AlbinoClock]

My dracaena sanderiana is not doing well.

[I1I1I1I1I1I1I11111I1I1I1IIIIIII1I1I1I1I11I]

ooh, I see your problem. You see, plants do not react very well to human sperm. try not to wank off to the plant again.

[Topcatyo]

From my (very) limited gardening experience, my suggestion is this:

Give it water?

[AlbinoClock]

My friend said it got too cold.

[RenegadeClock]

Yeah, it's a tropical plant, so you'll want to keep that sucker warm but not over-exposed to sun. If you have a freshwater fish tank, try giving it some fish water to boost the soil nitrate levels. Use filtered water instead of straight from the tap.

[AlbinoClock]

Yeah, it's a tropical plant, so you'll want to keep that sucker warm but not over-exposed to sun. If you have a freshwater fish tank, try giving it some fish water to boost the soil nitrate levels. Use filtered water instead of straight from the tap.

No fish tank, but I'll try the filtered water. I do have a venus fly trap that has some murky green water that its moss is chilling on top of. Might that have some good nitrates? This is pretty pimp soil too.

[RenegadeClock]

Plants absorb nitrates, so your green water is probably low in them. If you have good soil then that's probably enough, but those dracaena sanderiana will grow in water without soil even. Those I imagine your problem is more likely related to the temperature like your friend said.

[AlbinoClock]

Cool thanks. I'm going to be getting a few new plants tomorrow, including a jade cutting. I've been wanting one of those for a while. Such cool leaves.

[PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK]

It craves blood...i can sense its hunger

[AlbinoClock]

No, that's the fly trap.

[PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK]

No this plant is possessed by an evil soul and unless you apease it with a sacrifice you're gonna be cursed for a while. You wont be able to get boners

[PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK]

Only gay boners for ding dongs

[Marlin Clock]

Yeah if I remember my plant physiology purple pigmentation on the leaf edges is a sign of phosphate deficiency. Not exactly sure what a quick fix for that would be other than getting a more phosphate rich soil.

[WiiClock]

dat purp

[PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK]

Oxygen deprivation is what makes weed purple i dunno if that helps

[WiiClock]

[Lump Clock]

Well at least you all have green thumbs in one type of plant. But honestly the soil looks fine, you've got that super calcium enriched stuff, which will do it fine on that end for a while. If you can afford the bill, keep your house warmer as your friend suggested. I tend to bury my dead plants as part of the planting process. It's worked for all my new plants. Take the dead ones and feed them to the living!

[AstronautClock]

try repotting it into a bigger pot. that pot is so small. also new soil and stuff

[Marlin Clock]

Well at least you all have green thumbs in one type of plant. But honestly the soil looks fine, you've got that super calcium enriched stuff, which will do it fine on that end for a while. If you can afford the bill, keep your house warmer as your friend suggested. I tend to bury my dead plants as part of the planting process. It's worked for all my new plants. Take the dead ones and feed them to the living!

I looked online and yeah it does sound like temperature may be the problem. Apparently it can trigger phosphate deficiency which is why I saw it as that.