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Farted by Thor, December 22, 2011, 01:47:24 AM

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Thor

December 22, 2011, 01:47:24 AM


I shall wait to express my personal opinions until I have heard from both parties.


Please give logical reasons for your decision or I will be forced to send wade an email requesting your immediate ban
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patriotclock

#1
December 22, 2011, 02:05:14 AM
Orientation A is simply wrong. Its much harder to get a good rip on the paper and if it gets caught behind without an easy way to access it may God have mercy on your soul.

B is for me.

Topcatyo

#2
December 22, 2011, 02:06:04 AM
B, and I'm offended it's not option A, as it is the first (and only) option worth considering.

Option B is not only un-American, it's downright inhuman.  When you reach under the toilet paper gouche and rip off the paper from Option A, you are ripping off all the common toilet paper workers who spend so much time in their craft to construct toilet paper that you would have to look at before you whiped your ass with it.

By not looking at your toilet paper before you use it, you're prostituting the toilet paper.

Anybody who uses Orientation A is a commie DIE COMMIE DIE

AMPEEEM

#3
December 22, 2011, 02:07:10 AM
BBBBBBBBBBBB


but seriously, B.

Sinister Clock

#4
December 22, 2011, 02:20:48 AM
I have never actually noticed the orientation of the toilet roll ever. Usually it's just on it's side on top of the toilet because I never really had those toilet paper holders.

Marlin Clock

#5
December 22, 2011, 02:38:11 AM
B just makes so much sense I am honestly baffled to find that this is a legitimate issue.

My roomates won't stop doing A either it makes me think they're fascist pinko terrorists or something.

Thor

#6
December 22, 2011, 02:44:46 AM
Quote from: Sinister Clock;1882235I have never actually noticed the orientation of the toilet roll ever. Usually it's just on it's side on top of the toilet because I never really had those toilet paper holders.

A challenger appears!

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Asshatclock

#7
December 22, 2011, 03:32:33 AM
Most toiletpaper holders have this extra thing on top that makes it even easier to rip the toilet paper although its sometimes a bitch because it sometimes rips too early and I end up having to little toiletpaper to wipe my ass with and ultimately my hand is covered in poop.
Option B

AnkhClock

#8
December 22, 2011, 03:40:52 AM
Option B, since it's easier to find the end and pull that way.


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#9
December 22, 2011, 06:37:15 AM
I like to rip each sheet off and then pile them beside the toilet for when I have to use them.
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