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So I met this guy at a party

Farted by WrenchClock, January 20, 2012, 07:17:24 PM

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WrenchClock

I was at a friend's birthday party last weekend and I got talking to this guy. We got onto the topic of internet things and he mentioned Newgrounds. I responded by asking his if he'd ever heard of the Clock Crew. To my amazement, he had. "Oh yeah, I love the Clocks!" he said. "What's your favourite clock movie?" i asked. He replied with "I don't know, but I really like Rupeeclock's stuff". Without missing a beat, I pulled out a 2 foot long machete from my boot and swiped it in his direction. A dark red stripe appeared across his shirt as he and the other partygoers looked in horror.
By now his face already began to lose colour and his eyes slowly closed. He then dropped to his knees, then onto his side clutching the crimson wound on his chest as the carpet beneath him began to darken with blood. As he lay dying, he looked up and me standing over him and in a gasping voice said "w...why...?". I paused for a second, then knelt down beside him and whispered in his ear.
"Rupee is a fucking sellout"



Thor

Do you have any proof this story isn't true? If you can't prove that it's not true that means it's true.


Trust me, I know what I'm talking about. I'm a theologist.
Quote from: MafiaMettaurWhat the hell is with that shit you posted? You know what, I'm joining the Locks, just to stop stuff like you!
Quote from: polyhedronclockYou're a fucking clock, what else do you have?
To be fair, you don't have anything. Clocks are just machines that tick.

PolyhedronClock

part 2 plz

 this is super important

you can't leave us on a cliffhanger like this

Topcatyo

then i came and started farting


AbsintheClock


MonsterMunch

Quote from: AbsintheClock;1890293Did you fart in his butt?

How the hell is that even possible?

Asshatclock

Quote from: MonsterMunch;1890294How the hell is that even possible?

You can do anything if you just put your mind into it.

SoBe Clock

Quote from: AbsintheClock;1890293Did you fart in his butt?

You can't just do that!

AbsintheClock

You make a seal between both buttholes, and blow in as hard as you can. Make sure the other fella doesn't have to drop a deuce or he'll poop in your stretched out nasty aired butthole. It'll drop in like a hotdog in a hallway, and you will have poop rattles until you pass it.

patriotclock


DickTree

Quote from: AbsintheClock;1890301You make a seal between both buttholes, and blow in as hard as you can. Make sure the other fella doesn't have to drop a deuce or he'll poop in your stretched out nasty aired butthole. It'll drop in like a hotdog in a hallway, and you will have poop rattles until you pass it.

new game

tug-o-poop

Topcatyo

Quote from: Asshatclock;1890296You can do anything if you just put your mind into it.
and a fart into the butt

Kodiakclock

i heard you guys were talkin bout butt farts
Quote from: YoYoClock;1903849
KodiakClock - Super Butt

PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK

Do you think if all the clock crew met at some house and had a party itd be any fun?  I think it could be if there was a lot of beer and we had shirts that said who we were but it would be a sausage fest so now that i think about it i just dont know

Sinister Clock

A few people in my animation course know of the Clock Crew, non of them really like us though.

Thor

Quote from: PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK;1890314Do you think if all the clock crew met at some house and had a party itd be any fun?  I think it could be if there was a lot of beer and we had shirts that said who we were but it would be a sausage fest so now that i think about it i just dont know

it would quickly devolve into "ironic" gay sex
Quote from: MafiaMettaurWhat the hell is with that shit you posted? You know what, I'm joining the Locks, just to stop stuff like you!
Quote from: polyhedronclockYou're a fucking clock, what else do you have?
To be fair, you don't have anything. Clocks are just machines that tick.

Topcatyo

It depends on who all shows up.  I don't know if anybody would be that guy, or who it would be, but it just takes one creepy dude to ruin the fun of a party.  The likelihood of it happening would be higher if any girl clocks showed up.