hey guys

[DickTree]

have we spammed the LL forums yet

do those chumps even have forums yet

[patriotclock]

we dont do that

[DickTree]

i forgot we dont support spamming

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

I tried but I got lazy.

[NintendrCkolc]

The LL died 3 years ago.

[DickTree]

oh

who is trying to copy us now? KK? SS?

[VuBawlsClock]

Flash Foes

[DickTree]

http://soupsquad.com/forums/index.php
http://locklegion.org/
http://kitty-krew.webs.com/

[Thor]

we're afraid that if we have too much contact with them we might catch the gay

[Thor]

I still cant believe the $500 steakhouse website has a fucking section dedicated to Nyan cat.

Seriously? What the fuck.

The main difference between the Clock Crew and the $500 steakhouse:

The Clock Crew has a page dedicated to actors named Bill.

The $500 steakhouse has a page dedicated to an old, tired, played out and frankly NEVER funny 4chan meme


EDIT haha nice wordfilter

[buttplug]

$500 steakhouse is everything we don't stand for

spamming their shit is worse than trying to spam the NGBBS, at least the NGBBS is a "substantial" shithole

seriously I wonder who the hell even bothers to visit $500 steakhouse

are they former clocks? people we spurned when they tried to join?

also if you want to torture yourself:
http://locklegion.org/forums/viewtopic.php?id=3062

[Thor]

http://locklegion.org/forums/viewtopic.php?id=3062

oh god, there's a My Little Pony character at the top of the page

just kill me now, I dont want to live on the same planet as these people

[Thor]

[PolyhedronClock]

Crab you're new so I'll explain

We don't spam ripoff groups, nor do we give them any other kind of attention, because doing so gives them incentive to exist.

If we went and spammed one of these groups' website, they'd see it as some sort of big dramatic internet war, and it would give them some sort of legitimacy as sad Clock Crew knockoffs that the real Clock Crew acknowledged them with attention.

The LL was a one-note blam club parody of the CC that became Banana's personal Clock Crew ripoff when he got demodded, and has since gone on to be the place where people who don't get the clock crew or have a temper tantrum and leave the clock crew go to have a clock crew that isn't the clock crew.


 

[DickTree]

first image

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

oh god, there's a My Little Pony character at the top of the page

just kill me now, I dont want to live on the same planet as these people

from what I can tell the LL is pretty obsessed with ponies. They can't get enough of that goat anime.

[VolcanoClock]

lmao, how lame.

[AnkhClock]

Sometimes I remember they exist but on the whole I try not to.

[Thor]

Sometimes I remember they exist but on the whole I try not to.

this must be what it feels like to have an illegitimate child with fetal alcohol syndrome and downs

[DickTree]

this must be what it feels like to be fakeblobs parents

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