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Farted by ProqagandaClock, March 07, 2012, 09:47:12 PM

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ProqagandaClock

I need to talk about my balls.

Seriously.

VuBawlsClock

Fuck Steven Universe

ProqagandaClock


VuBawlsClock

also need a automotive forum, I really need to whore my automotive work out
Fuck Steven Universe

pop-tart

What's the matter with your balls, Prop? Doc Pop is on the case.



Vu, just start a thread in 'general.' That's why it's called 'general.'

ProqagandaClock

Quote from: pop-tart clock;1898299What's the matter with your balls, Prop? Doc Pop is on the case.



Vu, just start a thread in 'general.' That's why it's called 'general.'

I'm taking pills that have a common side effect (1+ out of 10) of sexual dysfunction. This can mean alot of things but God has graced me to not remove my hated sexual appetite but instead made it so that I can't have an orgasm. I can't ejaculate.

Now yes this has its benefits when pleasing a women. But after 9 days and alot of sex and sexual arousal my blueballs are now of legendary quality and it feels as if I've been kneed in my balls.
You know that sick feeling bellow the stomach when your gonads are hurting, that.

Changing size of the medication but any tips on what to do other than taking hot showers and following other PMS tips?
I thought you guys would have alot of info regarding the subject of blueballs - ba dum pish.

pop-tart

Strangely, I have also been down that road. Some anti-depressants I was on made achieving climax difficult.

And like you stated, my ladyfriend at the time thought I was just some superman... while I was actually frustrated to the point where 60 minutes in I was just trying to think of ways to get out of there.

Funny thing... after I weened off the meds... that habit stuck around. Still happens to this day. And the more I dwell on it.. the worse it gets. Only when I am in committed relationships where I feel comfortable with the girls am I able to relax enough to enjoy it. And I'm really not known for being able to not fuck up relationships.

Ironically... I can cum just fine masturbating. So it's all in my fkkn head. Gotta be.

VuBawlsClock

I got blue balls once, shit sucked, I remember just laying down on my bed and falling asleep in uncomfortable pain
Fuck Steven Universe

SockpuppetClock


ProqagandaClock

Quote from: pop-tart clock;1898303Strangely, I have also been down that road. Some anti-depressants I was on made achieving climax difficult.
Ironically... I can cum just fine masturbating. So it's all in my fkkn head. Gotta be.

Not necessarily, some people have remnants of their sexual dysfunction effecting them for years or even forever.
It could be all in your head though.  

Quote from: VuBawlsClock;1898304I got blue balls once, shit sucked, I remember just laying down on my bed and falling asleep in uncomfortable pain
Yeah you can fix it just fine by having a wank but thing is I've tried wanking for 2Ã,½ hours and it doesn't work and the added sexual stimuli just makes it hurt even more later.

DigitalLemonClock

BAN EVERYBODY

ProqagandaClock

Quote from: DigitalLemonClock;1898354its punishment for being a douche

words can hurt to youknow :( I'm not a douche. Also I lied about headbutting that guy I just wish I had

Chalk Clock

Quote from: SockpuppetClock;1898308We finally cut it off

i came in here to say this

CD Clock

Quote from: SockpuppetClock;1898308We finally cut it off

I WAS BEAT TO IT FUCK

Thor

I came here to say that too. Damn it, sockpuppet!
Quote from: MafiaMettaurWhat the hell is with that shit you posted? You know what, I'm joining the Locks, just to stop stuff like you!
Quote from: polyhedronclockYou're a fucking clock, what else do you have?
To be fair, you don't have anything. Clocks are just machines that tick.

catclock

i think the anime board needs to make a come back too =w=

うんこ

Safe___Clock

Quote from: catclock;1898389i think the anime board needs to make a come back too =w=

its fine just use general discussion

Thor

woah shit

When did you two get back? And bobby too...

It's like a dream come true! Or a nightmare maybe?

Nah, definitely a dream. The good kind.
Quote from: MafiaMettaurWhat the hell is with that shit you posted? You know what, I'm joining the Locks, just to stop stuff like you!
Quote from: polyhedronclockYou're a fucking clock, what else do you have?
To be fair, you don't have anything. Clocks are just machines that tick.

ProqagandaClock

Quote from: Thor;1898393woah shit

When did you two get back? And bobby too...

It's like a dream come true! Or a nightmare maybe?

Nah, definitely a dream. The good kind.

Please, now I know there is alot going on, but how many topics on these forums are dedicated to my ballsack?
One?
Ok. Then I think, with a humble opinion, we should continue talking about my balls in this topic.

Seriously.

OvenmittClock

AIDS