Clock Crew Official Mayor Nominations Thread

[PolyhedronClock]

i now offer my bans at a 1$ rate lower than patriotclock's.

[Biggskoo]

i'm not payin that much jeff i'm tryin to reign in the deficit around here

[Shamrock Clock]

Ladies and Gentlemen, due to my low exit poll numbers and this not actually being a joke, circumstance has forced my hand to remove myself from the race, and throw all my support behind whoever posts next. Unless its peanutbutter. That guy posts too much anyway.

[PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK]

Fuck you guys and your long paragraphs im the fuckin mayor ill fuck you in the ass thats way harder to do than the mouth btw.

[PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK]

Ill use my patented razor spike tip latex crondom.

[PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK]

Your gonna have a bloody ass hole if you dont vote for me and thats that.

[CranberryClock]

Congrats on 1,000 post Peanut. To bad 982 of them are useless rants and horrid sentances of slander which comes from a childs mouth after he wipes his ass and questions the color on the tolietpaper(clock).

Btw, when I smear you on my balls and have my dog lick it off... I will be may0r. Fuck face'd.

[Biggskoo]

Fuck you guys and your long paragraphs im the fuckin mayor ill fuck you in the ass thats way harder to do than the mouth btw.

Please Stop Posting

[TelephoneClock]

Everybody knows that the Clock Crew is most productive when there's a really shitty leader. Allow me to present my findings and evidence of this:

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Figure C:


As these graphs clearly show, flash output is increased exponentially the shittier the leader of the Crew is. What does this have to do with my running as official mayor? Well, if elected I vow to be the absolute shittiest mayor you can imagine. I'll bring this place into a state of turmoil not seen since the Bit administration. People will be (appealed to be) banned indiscriminately, the ONLY skin will be the OLD devskoo that looked like a FaceBook knockoff, and General Discussion will be replaced with the Initiatives forum.

You will hate it. You will hate me. And flash movies will be made en masse to protest against it all! Vote for me, and bring the Clock Crew back to what makes it great: shitty, hate-filled, leader-slandering flash movies!

[patriotclock]

i'm not payin that much jeff i'm tryin to reign in the deficit around here

dang

[l1fty]

Let's be honest here guys



Do you really want to just throw away your vote and find out nothing changes after the elections?



Or do you want the Clockcrew to be elevated to that extra level




In the end it's your vote so I can't tell you who to vote for. But just remember, it's not just your Clock Crew, it's my Clock Crew too. Vote l1fty for a better tomorrow and I'll even improve your yesterday!

[PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK]

Oh you guys dont like my excessive posting in this thread? Well thats too bad you can come over to my house and suck my balls because im the mayor and you cant do a thing about it.

[PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK]

Congrats on 1,000 post Peanut. To bad 982 of them are useless rants and horrid sentances of slander which comes from a childs mouth after he wipes his ass and questions the color on the tolietpaper(clock).

Thankyou cranberry i would also like to congratulate you on coming out of the closet recently. I know it took a lot of guts and im glad your happy.

[VuBawlsClock]

vuvu 4 mayor

[DickTree]

vote for peanutbutterclock or youre gay

[PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK]

vote for peanutbutterclock or youre gay

See this is what im talking about, crabs got the idea.

[I1I1I1I1I1I1I11111I1I1I1IIIIIII1I1I1I1I11I]

as this graph clearly states, if you dont vote for me babies will be stolen. not by me. by l1fty. he is on record saying "I love the sensation that stealing babies gives me and i am going to steal all of them if you don't vote for boosh for mayor. also i am a pedophile gay."

[miracle fruit]

rollin hand for mayor



,dictator

[SpongeClock SquarePants]

i would see a dutch mayor and my purse heavy with coin

[patriotclock]

its under 1mb and top quality

And this people is why you can not stop the ivy league brotherhood