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Clock Crew Official Mayor Nominations Thread

Farted by patriotclock, March 31, 2012, 12:40:02 AM

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CranberryClock

If made mayor I will gief you access to my personal penile collections.

l1fty

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as this graph clearly states, if you dont vote for me babies will be stolen. not by me. by l1fty. he is on record saying "I love the sensation that stealing babies gives me and i am going to steal all of them if you don't vote for boosh for mayor. also i am a pedophile gay."

I refuse to be drawn into gutter politics and mud slinging like this candidate. I let my own strengths and issues speak for themselves and I trust the voters to do so too.

FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK

Quote from: l1fty;1902583I refuse to be drawn into gutter politics and mud slinging like this candidate. I let my own strengths and issues speak for themselves and I trust the voters to do so too.

someone disqualify this man he's breaking the rules

CranberryClock

As you can see from Fig 1... below... I am the clear choice.

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A vote 5 cran is a vote 5 all...

Add my signtature to your signature.. show the CC who your voting 5..!


PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK

Your the gay one for sucking my dick cranberry. Or should i say CLANberry! You racist. .

Vote for me and ill put an end to child slavery. Thankyou.

PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK

May i also remind the jury that i was the man with the brain that came up with the idea of the clockcrew having a mayor and that jesus told me in my dream, that I was destined to be mayor, the best mayor in the whole galaxy even, so that is why, as you can see, that I already am the mayor.



patriotclock

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do a l1fty and biggs one.
(thyre my top 2 candidates atm)

l1fty

I think it's time to elect someone who takes the issues seriously, and isn't afraid to tackle the issues the other candidates won't.

Vote l1fty for mayor.


pop-tart

Quote from: PatriotClock;1902633do a l1fty and biggs one.
(thyre my top 2 candidates atm)


patriotclock



PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK

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See this proves i have the strongest argument to winning this very important election, which the future of the clockcrew depends on COMPLETELY.  If you dont vote me for mayor the whole site will fall to shambles and everyone will do something else with their free times for the rest of time. But i mean if thats what you want go ahead and vote for some other less qualified candidate. I went to mayor college for 8 years by the way, why do you think they call me doctor mayor peanutbutterclock the best clock in existance?  Its because i busted my ass in mayor school for so long thats why, i come up with a fun good idea and everybody hops on it like an idea eating pack of wolves, gay wolves mind you, and tries to take it as their own.  Well i can tell you right now im not gonna let that happen cause im the motherfuckin mayor thats why better recognize.

TelephoneClock

I'm now running for mayor because Peanutbutter wont shut up about it and I wanna see his smug ass LOSE

Deodorant

peanut butter is a fucking gay idiot vote deodorant

pop-tart

Quote from: Shamrock Clock;1901879A vote for Shamrock is a vote to return to the old ways of the Crew.

SHAMrock would like you to believe that by following him mindlessly, he can bring the Clock Crew back to it's former glory.

Where have we heard that before?



SHAMrock. Good for Clocktopia. If you like Concentration Camps.


DickTree


ProqagandaClock

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I really like you. You do do stuff.