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Farted by miracle fruit, April 03, 2012, 10:08:36 PM

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how do you like to wipe?????

itting
24 (100%)
tanding
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Total Members Voted: 38

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OcarinaClock

sitting to standing.  transitional shit style, if you will.
APRIL 23, 2008



Never forget.
Quote from: GearBox;1349678The Clock Crew may die, IF we don\'t get more people like CrustClock, who are good at flash. Thankfully, people are coming back (ie, CorpseGrinder).

AbbaZabaClock

Gotta stand and bend over a bit, left hand spread cheek, wipe with right, fold and repeat. Optimal cleaning.
We\'ll be back shortly.

miracle fruit

Quote from: AMPEEEM;1902577fucking miraclefruit, when the fuck did you start being mr.whatever
No see I don't even know wha tI'm talking about
BUT I HAVE TO DEFEND MYSELF, what else am I gonna do
duuuur yeah tthats true
no I gotta say SOMETHING, but I mean damn
its like, I don't know, I'm not thick skinned
like that just now, Miraclefruit, straight up, my feelings got hurt, but its over the internet
you don't even KNOW ME
and yet here i am, feeling like I've been put down, and that is how it is day after day after day after, on the internet and off, it's just being put in my place by people, and it's frustrating, and people don't listen to me about anything

Quote from: AMPEEEM;1902579I need to start typing this better. Its just, MiracleFruit, I thought that was mean. Does anyone feel that way, ever? Offended by a fucking person on a forum they don't now?
 That's just one thing I want to know, does anyone feel like people places and things are frustrating whenever they put down anything else that isn't directly hurting someone, and an eventual need to enter the fray of putting things down, because that's just the way of the jungle, but knowing your no good for a fight? FUUUUUCk im done talking about this, BUT I  WAAANT An answer so I can't stop, not saying that I want an answer from you, oh yes you, c'mon im gonna get it out of you, but just out of something, so thats why I cant stop typing bceaus ei dont got a blog and i want peiople to just look at these words, its therapeutic right now, quite thearaputic, so thanks for dealing clock crew, blaaaaaaaaaaa

holy crap

d u m p y

ive tried standing and my butt cheeks just like clinch up and then the poop ends up smearing all over them so i remain a sitter to this day

Slurpee


d u m p y

Quote from: Slurpee;1942527do u guys ever get flawless victories
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=flawless%20victory

i actually threw a party ove that once. no joke. the turn out was fantastic.

AbbaZabaClock

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RobClock

Quote from: Slurpee;1942527do u guys ever get flawless victories
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=flawless%20victory

In my circle this is known as a 'ghost shit'.

It is awesome.

patriotclock


AstronautClock

I had a flawless victory the other day. felt good man

Heliopios

Standing

this is goldmine material ive literally almost shit myself from the posts which is ironic
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EnglishClock

i prefer to handstand with my face in the bowl so u get a nice clean face aswell m8
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

AlbinoClock

I voted sitting before I even read the original post because sitting is always better than standing.

Craisin

In a public restroom I sit, because I don't want the guy in the stall next to mine think I'm trying to look at his dick, also, he could show me his balls aas he leans over and that would be, "3 kicks."

At home I mostly stand.

Another question to ask, for those who sit, how many bring the toiler paper past their sac? That seems unsanitary.

AlbinoClock

Quote from: Craisin;1953221In a public restroom I sit, because I don't want the guy in the stall next to mine think I'm trying to look at his dick, also, he could show me his balls aas he leans over and that would be, "3 kicks."

At home I mostly stand.

Another question to ask, for those who sit, how many bring the toiler paper past their sac? That seems unsanitary.

You've just opened up a whole new can of worms: back-to-front, front-to-back, or both? Personally, I used to be a strictly front-to-back man. Now, though, I'm fat and hairy, and my technique has evolved to suit my new form. I go front-to-back initially, until things are feeling pretty good, then I lift my balls and do a bit of back-to-front. You could eat off of my asshole when I'm done.

PezClock


pop-tart

Quote from: AlbinoClock;1953244I used to be a strictly front-to-back man. Now, though, I'm fat and hairy, and my technique has evolved to suit my new form. I go front-to-back initially, until things are feeling pretty good, then I lift my balls and do a bit of back-to-front.

This is truly the only way to wipe. Dingleberries on the scrotum are never acceptable.


Pez, get out then.

AstronautClock

I never get dingleberries get rekt nerds

AstronautClock