Choose Your* own Adventure

[VuBawlsClock]

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[RobClock]

> Remove Clamflight
> Destroy Clamflight cartridge

[DickTree]

>Clam: Engage in a lecture on sarcasm

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

> vuvuzela: save thread
> clam: have none of this "good thread" business

[Kombucha]

EXCITING ADVENTURE

[VuBawlsClock]

>START NEW GAME god dammit

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

> insert KOMBUCHAVANIA

[VuBawlsClock]

The VubeCube720^3 overheated, it will take somewhere around 20 hours to cooldown.

[Kombucha]

> insert KOMBUCHAVANIA

Whip it.

Whip it good.

[Sinister Clock]

EXITING ADVENTURE

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

>Alucorpse: take bait
>Count Clamula: Masturbate to reflection in mirror
>Count Clamula: Realize as a vampire you have no reflection
>Count Clamula: Weep softly
>Kombucha Belmont: enter the uncomfortably phallic Castle Clamula.

[Kombucha]

> Kombucha: get pushed into the Grinder by a medusa head.

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

I ported my old Kombuchavania NES cartridge to flash, hope you guys enjoy it!

[SWF=height=300 width=400]http://files.myfrogbag.com/eopqkk/kombuchavania.swf[/SWF]

[AnkhClock]

i cant tell if i won or not

[Kombucha]

Good flash.

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

Neither of you have schizophrenia, if it makes you feel better I'll diagnose you both with your real disorders

Corpsegrinder:
Social anxiety disorder
Asperger's syndrome
Chronic Genital Bipolar Disorder

Clam:
Narcissistic personality disorder
Asperger's syndrome
Koro Syndrome