Canadian Clocks (Tea Drinkers)

[d u m p y]

Tea is superior to that espresso bullshit that americans seem to love.

wrong wrong wrong

[Zeffy]

Oh snap

Forgot to ask for the free filters. Lulz

[Asshatclock]

I always thought Ribs was american.

[Kombucha]

He's from Scum Francisco in Scumerica.

[Biggskoo]

i think he's said he's from chico but same difference i guess

[VirusClock]

I've been gone for too long. Of course my threads are still the greatest.

Within a couple of weeks, we're expanding this promotion to the American audience, so most of you fewels will be able to get free shit. It's part of a flyer campaign that goes out every week (2000 flyers per 7 days).

For you coffee drinkers, fuck you and try matcha.

[AnimeClock]

I will be having some of that free American tea

[Kombucha]

e-stalkers like splatter who might take advantage of that to find my actual address and sign me up for coprophagia mailing lists or something

Cream of Ass Magazine

[Zeffy]

For you coffee drinkers, fuck you and try matcha.

Fuck yeah.