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Nintendo Direct Pre-E3 2012

Farted by TequilaClock, June 03, 2012, 04:02:52 PM

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TequilaClock

Okay so before we lose our shit on Tuesday, Nintendo is going to make a few announcements in an hour.

http://www.nintendo.com/nintendo_direct

Whatever it is, it could be really cool, or just damn stupid.

Thor

I heard they're going to release the hardware specs for the Wii U
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buttplug

Quote from: Thor;1908886I heard they're going to release the hardware specs for the Wii U

It will look almost as good as the xbox 360!

TequilaClock


PolyhedronClock

i was just about to post in the e3 thread asking when this was going to happen. you guys are ON THE GOD DAMNED BALL.

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TequilaClock

That spoof was just too goofy. I loved it.

TimHortonsClock

Personally skeptical about the "pro" controller since the button layout does not look ergonomic at all.

buttplug

Quote from: TimHortonsClock;1908893Personally skeptical about the "pro" controller since the button layout does not look ergonomic at all.

Nintendo loves making people hold uncomfortable controllers.

TheCheshireClock

Quote from: TimHortonsClock;1908893Personally skeptical about the "pro" controller since the button layout does not look ergonomic at all.

 
Agreed, but everyone worried about the GameCube Remote and the Wiimote, and they turned out much better than expected.


TequilaClock

Hopefully this means Tuesday will be way more dedicated in software.

NintendrCkolc

the classic controller is getting a lot of stupid criticism in my opinion.

Hurrr it's too similiar to the xbox 360 controller
hurr it's not ergonomic. why are the buttons and control stick in the wrong places?

Seriously guys?

buttplug

Quote from: NintendoClock;1908898Hurrr it's too similiar too the xbox 360 controller

That's fucking stupid, a controller shouldn't have to be changed just for that reason. Do all steering wheels have to be different?

TequilaClock

Quote from: Buttplug;1908899That's fucking stupid, a controller shouldn't have to be changed just for that reason. Do all steering wheels have to be different?

In the world of patents, yes.

Marlin Clock

Did they say anything about it staying single-touch and only allowing one to work on the system at a time? That still sounds really I'm a edgy teen to me.

Thor

The non-specific action figure was a painted Pro Wrestling action figure




You know what that means? Pro Wrestling 2 confirmed for the Wii U!
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VuBawlsClock

No time, on the go, what was this about?
Fuck Steven Universe

buttplug

Quote from: VuBawlsClock;1908907No time, on the go, what was this about?

It was 20 minutes of Nintendo fans taking turns jerking off Miyamoto.