~**AMERICA**~

[clockradioclock]

hahaha

this. fucking. thread.

[miracle fruit]

Our motto would be "we HAVE a better country"

thats stupid. of course you would suggest that

aside from sounding like a child thought it up, your version doesnt directly insult immigrants and their countries as much as the original

[miracle fruit]

you cant force it

[pop-tart]

We will all watch this together repeatedly until we remember how much we love each other.


(killing all APs)

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

you guys killed the chill

[PolyhedronClock]

INCHES FEET YARD MILES

FUCK THE WORLD

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

I only use the dolemite system of measurement, which is analogous to the length of Dolemite's dick, or roughly two feet.

[Topcatyo]

"Guys I take the fact that I'm an American/Canadian so seriously, like, you wouldn't believe."

[miracle fruit]

but u got baited for 2 and a half pages

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

[miracle fruit]

flounderman is officially the angriest american in the thread

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

flounderman is officially the angriest american in the thread

1.5/10 You can do better than this and we both know that. Your sloth and lack of new ideas is killing the clock crew and while I still love you, I have to say I'm disappointed. Your mother and I paid a lot of internet funbux to send you to Trolltech University.

[clockradioclock]

[...] is mad as often as he's british

I fucking love this line. Gets everyone every time.
 

1.5/10 You can do better than this and we both know that. Your sloth and lack of new ideas is killing the clock crew and while I still love you, I have to say I'm disappointed. Your mother and I paid a lot of internet funbux to send you to Trolltech University.

10/10

[Topcatyo]

Alternate thread title: Trolls Getting Trolled by Trolls

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

sure I did

vvv Corpsegrinder, Clam, and my impressionable wayward son vvv

^^^ The Chill^^^

WHAT DID THE CHILL EVER DO TO YOU PEOPLE

[VCRClock]

there have been several points at which i considered posting in this thread to suggest that the trolling into which it had decayed had stopped being funny, but then i realized that what i actually wanted for this thread was for it not to have any more posts in it

WoW! it felt pretty good to get that off my chest.despite my hypocrisy i can now begin living onc agein

[AnkhClock]

Honestly the only country I actually dislike is Lichtenstein.

[d u m p y]

[DigitalLemonClock]

im in love w/ ur country we are married : )

[miracle fruit]

there have been several points at which i considered posting in this thread to suggest that the trolling into which it had decayed had stopped being funny, but then i realized that what i actually wanted for this thread was for it not to have any more posts in it

WoW! it felt pretty good to get that off my chest.despite my hypocrisy i can now begin living onc agein

vcrclock swoops in and takes the crown from flounderman, in a most unpredictable move