what you do with a million dollars?

[NintendoClock]

So you'd use the million to become THE Horny indian call center guy with a permanent erection?


:saywhat:

duh

[TropicanaClock]

Free basing with free masons

[BilliardBall10]

Honestly, I'd probably just find myself a modest place to live and spend the rest of my life in a state of semi-retirement. Probably donate some of it to Newgrounds and The Clock Crew, help fund some stuff on Kickstarter. I'd really like to visit Britain at some point in my life, so there's something.

this of course assuming I don't just blow it all on stupid shit like DVDs and trading card games.

the best idea here. minus the kickstarter part, but ok.
semi-retirement is epic, and i would follow the same way.

I'd clear all my debt, and my moms debt. Then i'd probably give some to cc, throw in some ads online saying "OBEY" with a strawberry next to it so we can get popular again. Then id invest some of it. Finish a degree. And snort coke of some hookers while they do lines off my cock.

this man is a saint. minus the cocaine/hookers part.
PS. dont spend your money on CC, we're a bad investment, UNLESS....you

I'd buy the clock crew aka the Jeff crew

...do this.

I'd buy the internet.

that's also good.
and more effective.

i would:
-buy a good house
-put them in the bank, and i would chill forever, living in a semi-retirement state.
-buy a few swords

[AstronautClock]

prob buy a house with awesome furniture that people will love me for and have parties all the time

[RobClock]

prob buy a house with awesome furniture that people will love me for and have parties all the time