alcoholics anonymous

[Lump Clock]

u can shut da fuck up ye

qq moar

[d u m p y]

im actually a little buzzed right now

[PhantomCatClock]

u can shut da fuck up ye

aye-aye pretty officer

[miracle fruit]

who riled up the aspies

[AstronautClock]

when do I drunk

[screwdriver_clock]

i spend so much time in here now why

[Lump Clock]

i spend so much time in here now why

this is how i felt while i was in the military

[buttplug]

I expect to join you soon

[Chalk Clock]

hey who stole The idea for every thread i've ever posted ever?

<3 Tropican'ta


dude. we got capri sun niggas. in Australia. it's got Korean on the back. ffffffffffff

[Chalk Clock]

abababababab u fuckes i wnanna punch u in the butts <3333

YOu oK ScrEwy?  Come BacK Bro. coMe bACk.

[Chalk Clock]

Drunken bakeing is a thing now mother fuckers.  brownie alright? you dont like it:? go suck a dick alright? damn.


http://allrecipes.com.au/recipe/12448/quick-and-easy-chocolate-brownies.aspx

[screwdriver_clock]

Cc never underestimate bronies they bought me so many shots I got free shirt it is so great omg fireball vodka

[TropicanaClock]

im 1 beer short of a really great buzz

[EnglishClock]

aparently this is the thread for people who are fucked

this is the most apropriate post ever made on this website

[TropicanaClock]

Typically im too drunk to post in this thread, but today is different. I try to pass out and I cant get a wink despite being dreadfully tired. I drank so much tonight, I chucked and regrouped and drank some more.

 My drunken revelations:
 
1) everyone aside from me is a gigantic piece of shit that needs to keep their distance (not you guys of course, you're perfect) (also Im down for fighting games once I deal with the upcoming hangover and I gotta deweed the fucking yard)

2) bitches are bitches

3) My room needs to be fucking cleaned bad, like yesterday

4) I think I should stop drinking

5) take a look at your pants


edit: addded numbers

6) My beard smells like throw up
7) some bitch told me to shave my beard
8) no way
9) that has nothing to do with the above revelations
10) why cant I goto bed

[FluxCapacitorClock]

Drunk and feeling nostalgic, ended up here. :U :U :U :U :U

[Lump Clock]

Drunk and feeling nostalgic, ended up here. :U :U :U :U :U

Stay!!!

[PhantomCatClock]

I have had three liters of rum just sitting in my house for over a year now


















that's going to change tomorrow.

in the meantime woo nasty wine

[miracle fruit]

Cc never underestimate bronies they bought me so many shots I got free shirt it is so great omg fireball vodka

you make me sick

[EvilBeanClock]