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Quote from: LeekClock;19545701) Yes, woodcock is a very funny word indeed. The woodcock, for some unaccountable reason, was supposed to have no brains, and the name of this bird became a synonym for a fool. It is to this that Claudio alludes when he says:

'Shall I not find a woodcock too?' Much Ado about Nothing, Act v. Sc. 1

LOL!

And:

'O this woodcock! what an ass it is!' Taming of the Shrew, Act i, Sc. 2.
Woodcocks have a tendency to just flush right next to you, and are really loud about it, thus making them pretty much the easiest thing to catch ever. My boss said their chicks are so resistant to moving that he accidentally stepped on one since they nest on the ground. Probably the reason why.

LeekClock

Quote from: Marlin Clock;1954627Woodcocks have a tendency to just flush right next to you, and are really loud about it, thus making them pretty much the easiest thing to catch ever. My boss said their chicks are so resistant to moving that he accidentally stepped on one since they nest on the ground. Probably the reason why.

Thank you MarlinClock!

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