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miracle fruit

Quote from: NintendoClock;1958031tan lines are gross

rjood

GreyClock

Quote from: BilliardBall10;19580691. meatballs. the most famous food in holland, and perhaps one of the tastiest things in the
world.
4.what is this? beer? whiskey? schnapps? (i know schnapps is german, but WTF)
1. Not meatbals. Meatballs aren't our most famous food. They are called bitterballen.
4. It's (oude) jenever a.k.a. Dutch gin.

BilliardBall10

Quote from: GreyClock;19580871. Not meatbals. Meatballs aren't our most famous food. They are called bitterballen.
4. It's (oude) jenever a.k.a. Dutch gin.

1. ok, i understand now, it's LIKE meatballs, only with the difference, that they are battered in a breadcrumb and egg mixture, and then they are deep-fried, right?

i do the same with chicken, i get it battered in a breadcrumb and egg mixture and then i deep-fry it.
it's delicious as hell, but i guess its also fattening, so i eat this only once or twice a month.

2. whats the comic in the second image of the first post? it looks awfully racist.
i hate it.

4. OHHHH, dutch gin, ey?
is it sweet, or sour?

i wonder.

also: i think that netherlands is also famous for it's ORANGE colour in clothing, and in banners, and also very known for it's tulips, clogs, and the delicious cheese of holland.
it's incredibly delicious.

also, about netherlands, i love the drawings on vermeer. he is truly great.
(girl with the pearl earring)

k -i raise dragons. here we go -click HERE- i mean click the eggs -and the dragons, until they become  adults.

GreyClock

Quote from: BilliardBall10;19580941. ok, i understand now, it's LIKE meatballs, only with the difference, that they are battered in a breadcrumb and egg mixture, and then they are deep-fried, right?
Yeah I guess I don't know exactly you just buy ready-made ones in a snackbar or in a regular bar.

Quote2. whats the comic in the second image of the first post? it looks awfully racist.
i hate it.
It is incredibly racist. I'll translate it:
Panel 1: Try not to see them as humans
Panel 2: then it's way easier to kill them.
Panel 3: Humans?
Panel 4: What is that man talking about?
Panel 5: All I see is negroes.

In the Netherlands stuff like this is fine in comedy. For instance nobody cares if a white comedian impersonates a stereotypical black man on stage. Most things go here.

Someone fill in the gaps I have to ruuuuuuuun.



4. OHHHH, dutch gin, ey?
is it sweet, or sour?

i wonder.

also: i think that netherlands is also famous for it's ORANGE colour in clothing, and in banners, and also very known for it's tulips, clogs, and the delicious cheese of holland.
it's incredibly delicious.

also, about netherlands, i love the drawings on vermeer. he is truly great.
(girl with the pearl earring)[/QUOTE]

AstronautClock

I live in the same city vermeer did

miracle fruit

bitterballen are actually tiny sour dutch testicles

SpongeClock SquarePants

Quote from: MiracleFruitClock;1958104bitterballen are actually tiny sour dutch testicles

Ik hoorde je moeder anders niet klagen toen ik mijn bitterballen in haar natte vagijn duwde.

SpongeClock SquarePants

Quote from: GreyClock;1958056Ik betwijfel of de markt voor deze specifieke perversie erg groot is.

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Dit zou onze toekomst zijn.

Klinkt nog niet echt verkeerd, ik hoop wel dat je het geld terug kunt storten. Ik wilde het storneren maar was te laat.

Ik ga wat marktonderzoek doen om te kijken of mensen hierop zitten te wachten.
Uitkomst rondje collega's voor een broodjepenis.nl :

Voor - 1(ligt wel aan de kwaliteit van het werk)
Tegen - 2

SpongeClock SquarePants

gvd gisteren 2e gesprek gehad bij TMG er zijn nog twee andere kandidaten, ik wil money maken.

AstronautClock

2e gesprek betekent meestal wel dat je een goede kans maakt al

AstronautClock


BilliardBall10

errr how are you guys?
wanna chat

k -i raise dragons. here we go -click HERE- i mean click the eggs -and the dragons, until they become  adults.

AstronautClock

hello bb10 my fine fellow whats the hippity hoppity

SpongeClock SquarePants

Quote from: AstronautClock;19589802e gesprek betekent meestal wel dat je een goede kans maakt al

I GOT THE JOB BUDDY

DigitalLemonClock

BAN EVERYBODY


BilliardBall10

Quote from: SpongeClock SquarePants;1959052I GOT THE JOB BUDDY

you got hired by banana-lock?

i can smell trouble and mischief.

I WILL STRIKE WITH MY SWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORD!

-congrats-

k -i raise dragons. here we go -click HERE- i mean click the eggs -and the dragons, until they become  adults.

SpongeClock SquarePants

Thanks bro's, I'll be fueling the economy again in no time.


DWARFINATORclock

i am controlling the economy

AstronautClock

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