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Farted by ChimeClock, May 21, 2014, 01:39:00 AM

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miracle fruit

do the pills make your dick fall off

AbsintheClock

You know I understand how you could have surgery to have a penis turn into a vagina, but never understood how you could surgically turn a vagina into a penis.

ChimeClock

Quote from: MiracleFruitClock;1971142do the pills make your dick fall off

nah, they make your balls shrink over time instead

Quote from: AbsintheClock;1971143You know I understand how you could have surgery to have a penis turn into a vagina, but never understood how you could surgically turn a vagina into a penis.

afaik testosterone makes their clit enlargen, then they do surgery around that

AnkhClock

Quote from: pop-tart;1971134I have problems seeing stuff from a distance. My nana says I should probably go see the eye doctor because I prob need glasses at least for when I drive. I don't want to go because I'm kinda afraid of that glaucoma machine where they blow air in your eyes.

What do?

if you have gloucoma doesnt that mean you get to smoke legal weed? i fail to see the downside.



AbsintheClock

I have a crack in my butt. Can I get medical weed too?

BilliardBall10

Quote from: ChimeClock;1971116oh no, I mean I just started the process this month :v

I don't mind any questions, feel free to ask anything
Oh, I see.
Best of luck to you, my friend.
-I have to ask- will you errr, uhhââ,¬Â¦ cut mr.chime-clock jr.?

Sorry if I sound stupid, its just that my best friends cousin did the same thing with the pills too, (only difference is that my friends cousin kept theââ,¬Â¦you know.)

Again, I feel happy to hear from you again, and I hope the best for you, my good friend!
Quote from: pop-tart;1971134I have problems seeing stuff from a distance. My nana says I should probably go see the eye doctor because I prob need glasses at least for when I drive. I don't want to go because I'm kinda afraid of that glaucoma machine where they blow air in your eyes.

What do?
My advice: GO-TO-THE-EYE DOCTOR.

I think you might have myopia. (google it, it is the state of the eyes where you cannot see things in a far distance).

Nothing to worry about tho, all you need is some glasses.

At best case scenario you will just need some reading glasses, with thin lenses, at the worst case scenario, you will need glasses with thicker lenses, and you will have to wear them 24/7.

Then again, you can always use contact lenses. (but I strongly recommend glasses, and NOT contact lenses, because contact lenses are a b*tch to put in your eyes. And sometimes annoying.)

Also, for the glaucoma machine, just ask from the doctor to not blow air into your eyes.

Quote from: PhantomCatClock;1971135Ask your doctor to not blow air into your eyes.Mine's never done that to me, but I've asked him to stop dilating my eyes since they're fucking permanently partially dilated now (woohoo)

I have to ask: how dilated? (do you have pics of yo eyes?)

Quote from: AnkhClock;1971147if you have gloucoma doesnt that mean you get to smoke legal weed? i fail to see the downside.
Anything that melts your brain, isnââ,¬â,,¢t worth it. Imho.

k -i raise dragons. here we go -click HERE- i mean click the eggs -and the dragons, until they become  adults.

AmberArachnidClock

Quote from: pop-tart;1971134I have problems seeing stuff from a distance. My nana says I should probably go see the eye doctor because I prob need glasses at least for when I drive. I don't want to go because I'm kinda afraid of that glaucoma machine where they blow air in your eyes.

What do?

wow that's me too haha. I have a stigmatism so I have a low prescription for seeing far away things, but I also hate that goddamn machine. The worst part is that they have to keep doing it if you blink.

ChimeClock

Quote from: BilliardBall10;1971160Oh, I see.
Best of luck to you, my friend.
-I have to ask- will you errr, uhhââ,¬Â¦ cut mr.chime-clock jr.?

Sorry if I sound stupid, its just that my best friends cousin did the same thing with the pills too, (only difference is that my friends cousin kept theââ,¬Â¦you know.)

Again, I feel happy to hear from you again, and I hope the best for you, my good friend!

yeah, it's an option if you want to keep it or not

and the dick itself doesn't get cut off, it gets inverted :v

I am planning to do the surgery (which the university health insurance does cover, which is a nice bonus), though it won't be 'til another year or so

Silly Putty Clock

I remember all. And I remember you, ChimeClock. Nice to see you back.

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