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Farted by NintendrCkolc, May 01, 2016, 11:50:47 AM

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Slurpee

I played Tiny & Big Grandpa's Leftovers or a game whose title I am misremembering as that sequence of words
it was in my Steam library idk why I bought it
you're a little dude looking for a pair of underpants or something, but you get a laser that can cut through like >80% of level geometry hell yea, and a grappling hook for pulling things that are far away, and a rocket that attaches itself to things and propels forward from the fixed point at which it is attached, and the idea is you tear the shit out of the level and move rocks around and knock down pillars of what have you to make your way up mountains or through temples or whatever and uh. steal back a pair of underpants from a slighter bigger and dumber dude? it's got a borderlandsy comic style and a ~quirky~ sense of humor yayyy

it's cute and has a central gameplay concept that tbh I didn't know was possible but I feel like most of my time is spent repeating a segment until the rocks happen to the fall the way I intended them to and I don't accidentally crush myself or wander off one of the many ledges. fortunately checkpoints are pretty frequent.

could've benefitted from Portal-style pacing- introducing one application of the concept at a time. as it is it just kind of lets you loose, which is fine, but blurs the line between progression and repetition.

zl

Quote from: Slurpee on May 08, 2016, 05:36:22 PM
I played Tiny & Big Grandpa's Leftovers or a game whose title I am misremembering as that sequence of words
it was in my Steam library idk why I bought it
you're a little dude looking for a pair of underpants or something, but you get a laser that can cut through like >80% of level geometry hell yea, and a grappling hook for pulling things that are far away, and a rocket that attaches itself to things and propels forward from the fixed point at which it is attached, and the idea is you tear the shit out of the level and move rocks around and knock down pillars of what have you to make your way up mountains or through temples or whatever and uh. steal back a pair of underpants from a slighter bigger and dumber dude? it's got a borderlandsy comic style and a ~quirky~ sense of humor yayyy

it's cute and has a central gameplay concept that tbh I didn't know was possible but I feel like most of my time is spent repeating a segment until the rocks happen to the fall the way I intended them to and I don't accidentally crush myself or wander off one of the many ledges. fortunately checkpoints are pretty frequent.

could've benefitted from Portal-style pacing- introducing one application of the concept at a time. as it is it just kind of lets you loose, which is fine, but blurs the line between progression and repetition.

Your final sentence concisely sums up why I fell out of that game! Despite finding the stone-cutting to be pretty satisfying

PhantomCatClock

Quote from: Nintendoclock on May 08, 2016, 10:16:17 AM
Honestly I'm surprised how well my toaster can run it. I got everything set on "High" and I'm still pulling a good 40-60FPS at any given time. I have a GTX 560 for reference. Pretty much a 6 year old card at this point.

It's not as graphically demanding as you might think.

Better try it, then!


Oh cool, no Mac version. Ever.

NintendrCkolc

Quote from: PhantomCatClock on May 09, 2016, 04:52:17 AM
Quote from: Nintendoclock on May 08, 2016, 10:16:17 AM
Honestly I'm surprised how well my toaster can run it. I got everything set on "High" and I'm still pulling a good 40-60FPS at any given time. I have a GTX 560 for reference. Pretty much a 6 year old card at this point.

It's not as graphically demanding as you might think.

Better try it, then!


Oh cool, no Mac version. Ever.

:(

Slurpee

Quote from: PhantomCatClock on May 09, 2016, 04:52:17 AM
Quote from: Nintendoclock on May 08, 2016, 10:16:17 AM
Honestly I'm surprised how well my toaster can run it. I got everything set on "High" and I'm still pulling a good 40-60FPS at any given time. I have a GTX 560 for reference. Pretty much a 6 year old card at this point.

It's not as graphically demanding as you might think.

Better try it, then!


Oh cool, no Mac version. Ever.
have I told you to install bootcamp? install bootcamp

PhantomCatClock

Slurpee I will KoS you IRL. You think I have harddrive space for a partition with a flipping Blizzard game on my six year old laptop? That shit's for Age of Empires and japanese porno games.

MelloYelloClock

NEW FLASH -> KING OF THE PORTAL 2

:this: CLICK THIS

PhantomCatClock

After hovering around rank 10 a lot in Hearthstone pre-Kraken, I finally, FINALLY found the decks that are gonna get me out of the rank ≤18 pit with the new Standard format. I can deal with new cards being added, but they took all my crutches away.

Also, made a N'Zoth, bought some packs, immediately get a golden N'Zoth. Don't get me wrong, the second I want a new legendary I'm gonna melt that fucker down (golden Jaraxxus is the only golden legendary for me) but for the time being HOOHEEHAHIHAHUE LOOK AT ALL THESE GOLDEN DEATHRATTLE FUCKERS



speaking of important personal accomplishments, I finally got to Harrison a Doomhammer. I had to wait until it was down to two durability because it was in my one deck that gets decent draw power, but still. It's the principle.

zl

im gonna play pokemon soon

"Emerald" I think

not yet but I just got the game

excited to have pet friends

RobClock

I played Doom 3 for a couple hours today because Doom 4 just dropped and looks like shit.

Slash

Quote from: Zombie Lincoln on May 13, 2016, 10:42:48 AM
im gonna play pokemon soon

"Emerald" I think

not yet but I just got the game

excited to have pet friends
They actually remade the gen 3 games, but allright

FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK

I did it. I finally fucking did it. I gave up on it for Wii some years ago, and for over a year I ignored it on 3DS. But today I finally beat Cave Story. Yesterday was the first day I ever even got to Ballos.  Surprisingly after so much bullshit leading up to it, I beat Ballos's third and fourth forms on my first time seeing them. I was down to 1 health and out of missiles by the time I took him down. It was exhilarating.



10/10. Easily one of the best platformers or games in general ever made, and most certainly the best Metroid-style game that isn't Metroid. Even the plot was engaging, I only wish I could have learned more about the world. There's so much implied and hinted at, but I guess the mystery adds to the wonderment and all. And you get all the answers you need really. I'm very satisfied with the game. I might play Curly Mode and the challenge levels some time in the future.

But for now, I wanna beat overtime mode on Kero Blaster. I like that hard mode's levels are entirely different, even aesthetically, the enemies and plot are different too.  Reminds me a little of how Kirby's Dreamland 1's hard mode and how Super Mario World changes after you beat it, except the level design and aesthetic itself is different too.

NintendrCkolc

Been trying to play DOOM but have been ridiculously busy lately. Hoping to get some playtime in tonight. From what I have played thus far it's pretty great.

Huge sprawling maps, fantastic music, gory gory gore gore, satanic demons from hell, fast and loud. Love it.

RobClock


NintendrCkolc

I highly recommend DOOM for all of you who are interested. Just a fantastic game, even if you have to play it on a console. I don't think you'll be disappointed.

patriotclock

tryna 100% diablo3 and lego marvel in between playing overwatch during all my free time. also town of salem sometimes

PolyhedronClock

Quote from: PatriotClock on May 26, 2016, 09:39:17 PM
tryna 100% diablo3 and lego marvel in between playing overwatch during all my free time. also town of salem sometimes

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/blankmediagames/town-of-salem-the-card-game

20 bucks for a set when it comes out this november.



i've been playing some FTL again lately, just unlocked the last zoltan cruiser. probably going to try out the stealth cruiser again, i always get really bad luck with weapons whenever I try it out.

zl

I just played Ghost Trick, that was so good - some of the best 3d animation I've seen!

Sinister Clock

Quote from: Zombie Lincoln on May 29, 2016, 06:25:16 PM
I just played Ghost Trick, that was so good - some of the best 3d animation I've seen!

If I remember right, it's all actually 2D rotoscoped animation of 3d animation, or something. Anyway, yeah its really good.

zl

Quote from: Sinister Clock on May 29, 2016, 07:00:20 PM
Quote from: Zombie Lincoln on May 29, 2016, 06:25:16 PM
I just played Ghost Trick, that was so good - some of the best 3d animation I've seen!

If I remember right, it's all actually 2D rotoscoped animation of 3d animation, or something. Anyway, yeah its really good.

Yup, that sounds about right.

The 2d look was great, but the 3d animation was really, really well done. The characters just have great motion that shows a lot of personality. Even little gestures were a treat!