Who will commit next America mass murderism???

[AnkhClock]

deffo a clock

maybe a muslim clock idk if there are any though

[d u m p y]

Muslim clock would've been a good username

[PhantomCatClock]

I think it's usually more of a direct trigger mechanism than a countdown though

[d u m p y]

Cool clock, strawberry. Want to bring it to newgrounds?

[PhantomCatClock]

I shall use my most socially impressive briefcase

[Slurpee]

as a reasonable american i would like to take a moment to explain to the bad americans that the use of unmanned drones to neutralize threats overseas is resulting in innocent civilian casualties and they should stop it. additionally, our cultural relationship with personal firearm ownership is being exploited by gun manufacturers who are profiteering from the proliferation off the country-wide normalization of unnecessarily lethal conflict resolution, and i condemn this as well.

now im Good, and so nobody can hate america. phyew

[PhantomCatClock]

one time i was in first place on mario kart wii but a fucking drone flew in and fucked it up. so glad mario kart 8 isnt as random and bullshitty