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Farted by PhantomCatClock, July 19, 2016, 01:56:10 AM

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Do you wipe before or after you poop?

Beforeâ€"I am all about efficiency
0 (0%)
Afterâ€"I am all about hygeine
8 (42.1%)
I wipe my ass, but I do not poop
4 (21.1%)
I poop, but I do not wipe my ass
1 (5.3%)
I neither poop nor wipe my ass
2 (10.5%)
I have no ass and I must wipe
4 (21.1%)

Total Members Voted: 19

PhantomCatClock

Discuss your disgusting rituals again because the important marketing data was lost and I need it for Clock Day.

BilliardBall10

after. I am all about hygiene, sir!

this is why i've been voted ''cleanest butt of 1377'' in the royal knighthood votes for clean butts, because im quite clean

k -i raise dragons. here we go -click HERE- i mean click the eggs -and the dragons, until they become  adults.


AnkhClock




AbsintheClock

I have hemorrhoids that shoot lasers at my poop before it comes out of my butthole, and then I fart rainbows. I'm not gay though, so it's very confusing.

BilliardBall10

Quote from: AbsintheClock on July 21, 2016, 02:54:46 PM
I have hemorrhoids that shoot lasers at my poop
that explains your eternal anger.

i wish the best for you, and may your hemorrhoids be vanquished forever!
(i.e. to disappear)

PS: btw, my uncle saved his butt by doing an ultrasound hemorrhoid surgery. it worked!

k -i raise dragons. here we go -click HERE- i mean click the eggs -and the dragons, until they become  adults.

RenegadeClock

I run the bathwater and get my ass under it. Wiping just smears the shit around and we don't have bidets in the US.


Kodiakclock

Quote from: YoYoClock;1903849
KodiakClock - Super Butt

Thor

Quote from: MafiaMettaurWhat the hell is with that shit you posted? You know what, I'm joining the Locks, just to stop stuff like you!
Quote from: polyhedronclockYou're a fucking clock, what else do you have?
To be fair, you don't have anything. Clocks are just machines that tick.

PineappleClock

I like to poop in the shower and then I have a little chopstick that I push it in the grate with