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[PhantomCatClock]

Discuss your disgusting rituals again because the important marketing data was lost and I need it for Clock Day.

[BilliardBall10]

after. I am all about hygiene, sir!

this is why i've been voted ''cleanest butt of 1377'' in the royal knighthood votes for clean butts, because im quite clean

[miracle fruit]

i shower after every poop

[AnkhClock]

I shower and poop at the same time

I am all about efficiency

[AbsintheClock]

I have hemorrhoids that shoot lasers at my poop before it comes out of my butthole, and then I fart rainbows. I'm not gay though, so it's very confusing.

[BilliardBall10]

I have hemorrhoids that shoot lasers at my poop

that explains your eternal anger.

i wish the best for you, and may your hemorrhoids be vanquished forever!
(i.e. to disappear)

PS: btw, my uncle saved his butt by doing an ultrasound hemorrhoid surgery. it worked!

[RenegadeClock]

I run the bathwater and get my ass under it. Wiping just smears the shit around and we don't have bidets in the US.

[TropicanaClock]

Wipe your ass before pooping? What are you mad

[Kodiakclock]

I have no ass and I must wipe

[Thor]

After a poop I have one of my servants wipe their butt in my stead

[PineappleClock]

I like to poop in the shower and then I have a little chopstick that I push it in the grate with