Insult the person who posts above you.

[AbsintheClock]

If the Clock Crew made a frame of animation for every paragraph posted on the forum, we would have made the next sequel to Shreck faster than Korea ever could.

[zl]

he is beautiful in every conceivable way

[Sheep]

I would never insult Zombie Lincoln.

[PhantomCatClock]

I would never insult the misfit elf from Rudolph

[Slurpee]

I would never insult somebody with the brain condition that I presume PhantomCat has.

[AbsintheClock]

I'd never insult my distant cousin. Being remotely related to me is hard enough.

[NintendrCkolc]

Will you PLEASE get a new avatar.

[AbsintheClock]

Only if I can delete you again.

[RobClock]

i quietly resent anyone who has more meaningless participation pixel awards than me

[Kodiakclock]

I really wish you would try anchovies.

[d u m p y]

i would never insult grizzly chaw clock

[Kodiakclock]

I have far too much respect for this great fellow

[AbsintheClock]

My Canadian tuxedo is better than yours.

[Kodiakclock]

He's willing to take an asswhopping to make that crack but doesn't use pomade.