would you marry super mario?

[Thor]

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[PhantomCatClock]

voting no only so he can kidnap me and try to marry me against my rule forcing Super Bowser Brother to go on a globetrotting adventure to save me

[Thor]

think of all the gold coins he has tho

you would be set for life

[Thor]

oh i get it, you guys want to marry regular (nonsuper) mario

[PhantomCatClock]

I'm not going to marry Super Mario BROTHER what do you think i am a HUGE GAY FAGGOT


bowser's dick has got to be at least five times bigger

i want bowser

[PolyhedronClock]

if it means a new mario game yes

[RenegadeClock]

No, I am racist against Italians.

[Kodiakclock]

No, I am racist against Italians.

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[Slurpee]

imagine waking up next to this fucker and him screaming YOO-hoo! WA-ha! Let’s-a go! during his morning routine while you’re hungover and after twenty two years together the dick is still as good as the day you met but christ you just want him to shut up and let you drink your goddamn cup of coffee

[Slurpee]

wait I would probably get to hang out with yoshi, I’m changing my answer to yes

[PhantomCatClock]

you only want to be married to super mario brother to be friends with his friend? you want to USE HIM?fucked up, slurps


I would use his friends. Get yoshi to introduce me to birdo. get a standing open nose blowjob.

[Slurpee]

there isn’t a lot I wouldn’t do to hang out with yoshi

[PhantomCatClock]

I point blank asked every NOA exec at E3 to sign my statement that simply said "Yoshi isn't gay" and apparently Yoshi is so gay they wouldn't even take me seriously

[Slurpee]

lol

[PolyhedronClock]

i want mario to ground pound my face, toss me in a circle and say "so long gay bowser!"

[buttplug]

mario is a bich look at how often bowser steals his girl. id marry that giant-dicked turtle stud tho