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Farted by NintendrCkolc, December 19, 2019, 05:19:47 PM

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Have you ever cupped a fart/farted on chair, than immediately pushed it into your face

Yes
1 (12.5%)
No
3 (37.5%)
I've thought about it
0 (0%)
AnkhClock
3 (37.5%)
Butt option, but yes
1 (12.5%)

Total Members Voted: 8

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NintendrCkolc

December 19, 2019, 05:19:47 PM
Answer honestly. I'm writing my masters thesis based on relevant data collected.

PhantomCatClock

#1
December 19, 2019, 07:23:30 PM
I got some bad advice once

VCRClock

#2
December 19, 2019, 07:51:13 PM
the surface of my chair is nonporous, so its fart absorption capacity falls well short of the lower limit generally accepted by connoisseurs
<Marlin Clock> This thread seems proof positive that divisiveness at any level is usually bad for the Clock Crew.
<PhantomCatClock> are we talking about the same clock crew

NintendrCkolc

#3
December 19, 2019, 11:06:54 PM
The cushioned chairs are by far the most ideal but hard surface plastic or metal can be as equally as rewarding albeit less comfortable on the nose.

patriotclock

#4
December 21, 2019, 12:32:58 AM
soft no

Clocktopus

#5
December 21, 2019, 03:03:52 AM
do not do that

NintendrCkolc

#6
December 21, 2019, 09:31:42 AM
You're all a bunch of liars. I'm never posting here again for 5 minutes.
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