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crooked slurpee is dodging the question

Farted by PhantomCatClock, March 03, 2020, 07:30:44 PM

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[redacted]

[redacted]
1 (5.9%)
[rerdacted]
0 (0%)
[rernacded]
0 (0%)
[tornado]
2 (11.8%)
[potato]
0 (0%)
mayor bloomberg
1 (5.9%)
trump again
1 (5.9%)
one of the clintoids
1 (5.9%)
john hammond
0 (0%)
a butt
11 (64.7%)

Total Members Voted: 17

PhantomCatClock


RobClock

elections are supposed to be on the 11th of september








you said you'd never forget


PhantomCatClock

relax, this is just for president, not mayor



name removed due to president slurpee's request

patriotclock


Slurpee


PhantomCatClock

no that's john hammond

potato just rhymes with tornado and tornado potatoes are an appealing street vendor snack

Slurpee


PhantomCatClock

well if we lived in a book i wouldn't vote for john hammond but in real life he was a sweet old man

PhantomCatClock

you gotta work god to play god, naw wad i'm sayin'?

Slurpee

Quote from: PhantomCatClock on March 04, 2020, 03:07:44 AM
well if we lived in a book i wouldn't vote for john hammond but in real life he was a sweet old man
I hope I don't live in a michael crichton book, where everybody who agrees with michael chrichton is right and cool and everybody who doesn't agree with michael crichton is a dumb horrible asshole who dies horribly and is probably a pedophile

although, a person in john hammond's position would probably be more like the book's callous irresponsible moneyfucker than richard attenborough's disarming performance as a starry-eyed old dreamer who just wanted to give the world something truly amazing

Slurpee


RenegadeClock


PolyhedronClock

[redacted] has officially dropped out to support john hammond. can you please update the poll


VCRClock

I was impressed by [tornado]'s recent performance in Nashville
<Marlin Clock> This thread seems proof positive that divisiveness at any level is usually bad for the Clock Crew.
<PhantomCatClock> are we talking about the same clock crew

BinaryClock

BinaryClock, if you wanna play uno type !unohelp to see how to

BinaryClock

BinaryClock, if you wanna play uno type !unohelp to see how to