residential debate

[PhantomCatClock]

slurpee smells

[Slurpee]

you piece of dirt. you braying nitwit
this is the way you want it, huh?
do you have any idea how gay you sound? I'm gonna poo in your bed

[PhantomCatClock]

poo-bed slurpee strikes again, huh
stereotypes really do play themselves out
a vote for me is a vote for putting this MADMAN BEHIND BARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
let's stop for a second to acknowledge that slurpee missed a spot when he brushed his hair, this morning. folks, look at that fucking cowlick on his left side. is that team captain material? this is a genuinely bad man.

[Slurpee]

this is a genuinely bad man.

don't sign your posts

[PhantomCatClock]

look at that! the media—slurpee—once again deliberately misleading YOU—THE PEOPLE—with out of context quotes. four more years of this? slurpee wanted to inject nuclear bleach into your flashes and while it did end up working perfectly it was still a bad idea

signed,
please drain the swampass

[Clockalope]

The Decider was summoned. I have decided. My decision is thus. Ya'll are dinguses, or if you prefer dingii. That is all.

[PhantomCatClock]

you weren't summoned to decide, you were summoned to view from a safe distance as we are both infected but slurpee is double infected because his mask only covered his nose

[Slurpee]

the only things I'm infected with are passion, justice, love of country, werewolf blood, and longdickitis

[PhantomCatClock]

1) grats on 11k
2) you didn't contribute not a nothin' to the discussion when I pointed out the greatest werewolf movie of all time was Tusk.
3) he's no werewolf kill him
4) samuel l jackson told me slurpee looks like a bitch now i don't really know but if samuel l jackson says so who can argue
5) so i feel like i'm currently winning the residential debate

[Slurpee]

you are a DESPERATE HOMELY FISHWIFE.

you have DISEASES and you MESS YOURSELF.

[PhantomCatClock]

slurpee broke into my house last night and came into my room while I was sitting at my own desk using the computer, walked into my closet, then systematically put on every pair of pants i own and pissed in them. he told me nobody would believe me while he flipped off my security camera on the way out. i have released this footage, proving that there is no lowly depth slurpee will not stoop to to make it look like i mess myself WHEN IT'S HIM HE DOES IT LOOK AT THE VIDEO LOOK AT THE VIDEO PLEASE

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

my opponent, the disgraced former senator "[you]" is going to put you all back in chains, and march you straight into the ovens the very second he's sworn into office. those of you who manage to live through the first year of his rule will be made to serve in his insane diamond mines under lower-clocktopian nebraska. you will toil endlessly for gems that never existed in mines that smell like old-man farts until he has you ground up into off-brand dog food.

[PhantomCatClock]

they all read my platform and i'm still winning the polls

[Slurpee]

hey phantomcat your doctor called and he said you got bigfoot herpes from kissing your son's ass. that's what he said to tell you, I don't know, I'm just relaying what I heard, and what I know with my own two eyes is that your doctor, the man who performs medicine on you, said that you got on your knees, and you kissed your own son's naked ass so much that you got the bigfoot herpes that a bigfoot had earlier put into your son's ass

[Slurpee]

my opponent, the disgraced former senator "[you]" is going to put you all back in chains, and march you straight into the ovens the very second he's sworn into office. those of you who manage to live through the first year of his rule will be made to serve in his insane diamond mines under lower-clocktopian nebraska. you will toil endlessly for gems that never existed in mines that smell like old-man farts until he has you ground up into off-brand dog food.

this is NOT flounderman, this is an IMPOSTER who can't even lie about telling the truth. you cannot believe a word he says, he is using hypnosis.
I shared a foxhole with flounderman, and a donut hole. I have sailed through the skies on the wings of his gargantuan vagina. YOU WILL REAP WHAT YOU SOW. the flounderman I knew was honorable. he was a doggy mama, a patent attorney, and wcw world heavyweight champion. flouderman was my grandfather. and he didn't use hypnosis, I had my genes checked, there is no hypnosis gene in my family

[Slurpee]

wow just checked and it turns out that phantomcat is racist against indians
you can't make this stuff up

he wants to make it illegal to call them anything but "stupid, stupid indians"

he doesn't even care what kind of indians, that's how fucked up he is

[Slurpee]

wowww phantomcat just came into my house and said eddie van halen actually wasn't even that good wow

[RobClock]

The esteemed flounderman is dealing in gross misinformation!

They're coal mines

[PhantomCatClock]

slurpee's tax return finally came in and your most heinous fears came true: he has voted me in every election he's participated in, even the pre-2012 ones before I had an account.

[PhantomCatClock]

slurpee you shitstraw you know god damn well i won this election now stop moving the poll thread to different subforums so i can look at the goddam results