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Farted by PhantomCatClock, January 17, 2021, 02:26:44 AM

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RobClock

It's been ten years since Duke Nukem Forever came out and all we got since was a shit DLC for the overpriced rerelease of Bulletstorm

PhantomCatClock

your current lifestyle brings you COMFORT you FOOL happiness comes from the OTHER LIFESTYLE also i forgot what i was going to bitch about today

FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK

Quote from: RobClock on January 20, 2021, 03:22:11 AM
It's been ten years since Duke Nukem Forever came out and all we got since was a shit DLC for the overpriced rerelease of Bulletstorm
"sometimes dead is better"

[u2]hHblwT1Xl2c[/u2]

RobClock

Quote from: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on January 21, 2021, 06:52:53 AM
Quote from: RobClock on January 20, 2021, 03:22:11 AM
It's been ten years since Duke Nukem Forever came out and all we got since was a shit DLC for the overpriced rerelease of Bulletstorm
"sometimes dead is better"

[u2]hHblwT1Xl2c[/u2]


pop-tart

I've watched both episodes of WandaVision and I don't know what's supposed to be going on and am therefore bored. I understand that's the point, but it matters not. Maybe if they released all episodes the same day, I would binge watch it, but right now I lack the patience for this bologna.


BinaryClock

BinaryClock, if you wanna play uno type !unohelp to see how to

D.VaClock

Cyberpunk 2077 was supposed to be good
D.Va Clock? More like D.VA COCK!!!

RobClock


NintendrCkolc

Quote from: RobClock on January 21, 2021, 08:13:19 AM
Quote from: FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK on January 21, 2021, 06:52:53 AM
Quote from: RobClock on January 20, 2021, 03:22:11 AM
It's been ten years since Duke Nukem Forever came out and all we got since was a shit DLC for the overpriced rerelease of Bulletstorm
"sometimes dead is better"

[u2]hHblwT1Xl2c[/u2]



On a related note, I've got an ALMOST complete copy of duke 3d in box but no mouse pad. Been trying to buy the mouse pad loose off of ebay and the only one currently available is 100 fucking dollars. Fuck spending 100 fucking dollars for a fucking mouse pad, idc if it does hold a special place in my heart.

I offered this fucker 45 dollars for it and he declined it immediately. Mouse pad has been on ebay for OVER a month. Good luck retard.

RobClock

Hell for sure get it. I can think of at least one highly autistic spaz in the Duke community with a seemingly unending supply of money to throw at making anything related to the franchise scarce to the point of ludicrous expense.


My boxed copy of Duke 3D just never had the mousepad to begin with so it's technically 'complete'

Deodorant


Redbook Clock


DiscoBallClock

we've been in lockdown since mid-january and this is to go on until april aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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D.VaClock

Quote from: DiscoBallClock on March 03, 2021, 06:21:34 AM
we've been in lockdown since mid-january and this is to go on until april aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Speaking of which, my tooth hurts, and dentist isn't proper open yet
D.Va Clock? More like D.VA COCK!!!

DiscoBallClock

Quote from: D.VaClock on March 03, 2021, 08:45:04 AM
Quote from: DiscoBallClock on March 03, 2021, 06:21:34 AM
we've been in lockdown since mid-january and this is to go on until april aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Speaking of which, my tooth hurts, and dentist isn't proper open yet

it's been months since i've had my hair cut and it's too big

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GreyClock

Quote from: DiscoBallClock on March 03, 2021, 10:57:58 AM
Quote from: D.VaClock on March 03, 2021, 08:45:04 AM
Quote from: DiscoBallClock on March 03, 2021, 06:21:34 AM
we've been in lockdown since mid-january and this is to go on until april aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Speaking of which, my tooth hurts, and dentist isn't proper open yet

it's been months since i've had my hair cut and it's too big
I just cut my own at this point. Comb everything together, bundle it op top, till you get like a palm tree of hair, cut straight at a certain point. It's fine.

I have semi-long, straight hair though.

PhantomCatClock

I shaved my head when my store closed and by the time we reopened it looked like normal short guy hair

Slurpee

I have a scene from a youtube poop stuck in my head
the doctor rabbit in the hot air balloon shows up and he has chad warden's voice and he tells the hotel mario mario bros about the ps triple. and he says "get all the honeys with the pstriple" and mario responds "[mario voice] we gotta get [chad warden voice] the honeys with the ps triple"
it makes me laugh and I want to watch it again but it's really, really hard to find because there's like dozens youtube poops with this premise but none of them are as funny as the one I'm thinking of

it might have been a mrsimon which sucks because he deleted all his shit so many times

Thor

Quote from: RobClock on January 20, 2021, 03:22:11 AM
It's been ten years since Duke Nukem Forever came out and all we got since was a shit DLC for the overpriced rerelease of Bulletstorm
At least Mount and Blade Bannerlord came out and was pretty good even if it's still not finished. I waited like 11 years for that one
Quote from: MafiaMettaurWhat the hell is with that shit you posted? You know what, I'm joining the Locks, just to stop stuff like you!
Quote from: polyhedronclockYou're a fucking clock, what else do you have?
To be fair, you don't have anything. Clocks are just machines that tick.

PhantomCatClock

when are these god damned bastards going to release a tempo-corrected vib-ribbon soundtrack