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Farted by PhantomCatClock, March 02, 2021, 09:12:08 PM

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PhantomCatClock

the forbidden word,
lame ass mods banned me from twitch,
homer is his son

DiscoBallClock

ice cream pink lambo
your ass is the sliding door
this was at wal-mart

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NintendrCkolc

Adam Driver
in
a wizard hat

PhantomCatClock

Be your champion
Have your way once I leave you
but I will leave you




I have aged greatly
Summers off the coast of home
can you still love me



Your mind is relaxed
patterns away, you see her
diamond-winged Lucy



Devout of meaning
you'd think this line had too many syllables
but it's what we wrote.



Man completely lost
as blind as he wants to be
I wish to connect



Companionless ilk,
she died waiting for nothing
he lived despite her



Blue skies and green seas
we have everything we need
our friends are all here



I own what I see
I can vote five on all flash
all you need is clock

PhantomCatClock

Whoops, I meant to say:

I can get by with their help,
I just need their love
and FUCK I FORGOT HEY BULLDOG THIS TRANSLATION IS RUINED

VCRClock

guess what I found out
I won't beat around the bush
she's a prostitute
<Marlin Clock> This thread seems proof positive that divisiveness at any level is usually bad for the Clock Crew.
<PhantomCatClock> are we talking about the same clock crew

PhantomCatClock

There once was a man from Peru
whose haiku ended on line two.
He said with a grin,
as he wiped off his chin,
"if my ear were a whore, I would fuck it!"

VCRClock

Quote from: PhantomCatClock on April 14, 2021, 06:31:42 PM
There once was a man from Peru
whose haiku ended on line two.

No, no, no, man. You're makin' me fall asleep. To death, bro. The line is:

say wha wha wha wha
wha wha wha wha wha wha wha
wha wha wha wha whaaat
<Marlin Clock> This thread seems proof positive that divisiveness at any level is usually bad for the Clock Crew.
<PhantomCatClock> are we talking about the same clock crew

PhantomCatClock

Quote from: VCRClock on April 14, 2021, 10:10:19 PM
No, no, no, man. You're
makin' me fall asleep. To
death, bro. The line is:

PhantomCatClock

Si, sabes que ya
llevo un rato mirán,
tengo que bailar

contigo hoy, D
vi que tu mirada ya
estaba llamán

dome, muéstrame
el camino que yo voy,
oh tu, tu eres

el imán y yo
soy el metal









this is more work than i wanted it to be pretend i did it with We Didn't Start the Fire instead the joke was the last line was when he says DESPACITO but that's way later in the song than i remembered good night

VCRClock

dun dun dun
dun dun dun
dun dun dun

oh yeah I
the the beatles
the the the beatles the

when I
the the beatles
the the the beatles theeeeee

the the the beatles theee
the the the beatles the

the the
the the beatles
the the the beatles the

the the
the the beatles
the the the beatles theeeeeeeeeeeeee

the the the beatles theee
the the the beatles the

the the the the the the the beatles, the the
the the the the the the the beatles, the the the
the the the
the the the
the the the
<Marlin Clock> This thread seems proof positive that divisiveness at any level is usually bad for the Clock Crew.
<PhantomCatClock> are we talking about the same clock crew

Slurpee

can somebody tell the discord I'm sorry I haven't hosted jackbox the last two weeks but also I'm not doing it this week because I'm working on the villains collab conclusion
I'd tell them myself but I'm logged into discord on the pc partition of my computer and flash is on the mac side and idk what my password is and I don't feel like resetting it

please and thank you

PhantomCatClock

that's imposwsible nobody can relay that message

Slurpee

oh this isn't ccbt

damn

oh well, I guess they'll just have to do without

FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK

please rephrase your question as a haiku and we'll get back to you in five, seven, and then five more business days

PhantomCatClock

your heart will go
pitter-pat, watching felix
das wonderful cat

FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK

tried to write haiku
second line had eight syllables
ultimate disgrace

PhantomCatClock


PhantomCatClock

but all i've done sance
is shit my pants.
all i've done sance
is shit my pants,
shit my pants.

k9

a man lays his seed
human instinct is to feed
once belonged to chuck